Mad Over Fifities Club

[nungate]

A warm welcome awaits all who dare to enter Nungate Towers tonight. For our guests tonight, we have a wonderful tailcock Pudsey's Puddle, a heartwarming brew sure to bring that certain "glow" to all who try it, a delightful melange of tropical fruit juices and nectar, with spiced rum at it's centre. In addition to the customary horses doovers, canopies and volly vonts, tonight's hot plate offering will be a delicious lasagne (made from real Italians) and as there as been a lot of fog about this week, we have an extra offering of pea soup - in fond remembrance of those pea souper foggy days of yesteryear. Tonight's pudding trolley has a rich and creamy rice pudding (jam optional)
Music tonight, will be provided as usual by our resident Minstrels with their madrigals and fugues. As a further treat they will be joined tonight by that well known tenor Alfie Bowtie giving us a rendition of Carmen to the garden and Not now I'm Bizet, and later on Alfie will be joined by the minstrels in a musical segue of One Direction's Greatest Hit.

Rofl offerings include: a set of Pudsey ears (used)
3 left socks
A cardboard box (empty, but so useful)
Tickets can be obtained in the vestibule. Get yours now

Carriages at midnight.

[nungate]

Evening Polar Bear, 'berg parked alright? Or did you come by car?

[percypineapple]

I don't usually partake in evenings out with abers, but tonight I could suggest hedgehog feet and hot tripe cooked in garlic sauce, followed by pigs trotters in maple syrup, with leek and faggots. that is, of course, the main course, the tailcocks would be olives in guinness with stuffed pheasant, and a marinade of sparkling orange juice and sour cream. Just right for a romantic evening, I'm sure. I am just off to eat my normal persons food, jellied eels.

[tonyav]

No excel yet, qom.
I know Daisy, but it is getting worse, no idea how Moseley are doing Im not much into rugby.

[nungate]

Well, Percy if that's the sort of cuisine you enjoy, I'm sure Scoff our chef would be able to furnish you with all your gastromonic delights - please don't ask him for witchetty grubs though, not after the bush incident.....!!

[tonyav]

Whose bush was it nungate !

[nungate]

it was a HYDRANGEA Tony!!

[tonyav]

Ok ok, only asking, maam.

[Psybbo]

tony, love you

[nungate]

you're forgiven! Pudsey's Puddle - peace offering................. :-)

[tonyav]

Thanks, maam.
love you to, sibo.

[polar-bear]

Hi Nungate, I came by berg tonight; it goes well in cold weather. It is parked outside and I have paid a couple of local yokels to look after it.

[DTCwordfan]

Bon Soir all bearers of Bear Piss glasses.....One duck in me and a bucket of grape juice.....

So my offerings for the rffile

MT nuts
MT sausages (only half a one)
One walnut
MT book of jokes (very thin)
One AB Citizenship Guide (chewed in half)
Three avatars of nuts
One toilet roll half used.
One dental plate with two bottom incisors.

[nungate]

Bonsoir cher ami, have a bucket of puddle, such delights you have brought us for the rofl.

Nice to see you have managed to find some employment for the locals PB

[polar-bear]

DT, are you taking the ......?

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, suppose we could blue a few quid and drink the claret. Never could work out why they were my school colours.

[tonyav]

Good one, Daisy. Blue and Grey my old school colours.

[DTCwordfan]

I shall indeed enjoy a puddle of piddle, nungate....I see sibbo is here under cami-flarge.......

How is the wondrous QoM tonight and, of course, your dear, dear self.............

[queenofmean]

i'm totally bushed DT - rough night, busy day at work and very short staffed

[DTCwordfan]

would I ever do that, Polar Bear?..........

[nungate]

She's exhausted. I'm sore. 'nuff said.