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It Was Rowan's Fault!
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In the pub in Birmingham with Tony and Dave waiting for Rowan and Redman who I've never met. Nipped to the loo and there was a lady in a red coat.....has to be Rowan I thought. It was so we hugged....bladders could wait.
Can I get you a drink.....I asked. No....replied Rowan.....Redman's at the bar getting some in......I'll catch you up.
There is one man at the bar, being served.....right age...looks pampered by a good woman....has to be Redman.
I sidle up, rub my arm against his and say.....Heloooooo, Redman darling. Mine's a Guinness.
Well..errrrr.... Stammers the startled man.......I'm not Redman but I can be if you like.
No he bloody well can't.... says a female voice behind me....he's with me.
And the more you try to apologise and explain the worse you look. :-(
Can I get you a drink.....I asked. No....replied Rowan.....Redman's at the bar getting some in......I'll catch you up.
There is one man at the bar, being served.....right age...looks pampered by a good woman....has to be Redman.
I sidle up, rub my arm against his and say.....Heloooooo, Redman darling. Mine's a Guinness.
Well..errrrr.... Stammers the startled man.......I'm not Redman but I can be if you like.
No he bloody well can't.... says a female voice behind me....he's with me.
And the more you try to apologise and explain the worse you look. :-(
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.And Tony and redman were comparing something they both had but it was rather small ... it was a bit dark to see ..
Gness got her little gadget out but complained she had to suck so hard she nearly got a hernia every time she tried it
Various strange men suffered minor injuries and it was a lot of fun...
Gness got her little gadget out but complained she had to suck so hard she nearly got a hernia every time she tried it
Various strange men suffered minor injuries and it was a lot of fun...
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