Ouch (Adult)
There was this bloke who walks into a tattooist and says "I want you to
tattoo a salmon on my d!ck "
The tattooist says "OK but 2 things, it's going to hurt like hell,
and it's going to cost a bundle"
The bloke says "No problem, go ahead", which the tattooist does, the bloke
going ooh aaaaaah ouch etc
After about an hour the tattooist says "OK done, that'll be £250"
"Great" says the bloke admiring the somewhat reddened and sore d!ck, and
pays the tattooist, who says "before you leave, could you tell me one thing, why a salmon and why on your d!ck "
The bloke says "well it's my girlfriend, she's a catholic and won't eat meat
on a Friday"