Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club. All here at the Towers hope everyone had a lovely Christmas, and are all set for the usual mayhem and madness which marks our weekly meetings.
On the menu tonight, there will be the usual selection of volly vonts and horses doovers, the hot plate special will be a massive Paella, and on the pudding trolley, a Crema Catalana - in keeping with the Spanish theme, tonight's Tailcock will be the "Barca Blaugrana" a bi-coloured drink featuring the colours of our beloved Barcelona FC - an intriguing mix of Blue Curacao and Cherry Brandy plus a "secret mix of ingredients"
For the rofl I offer: a box of Christmas wrapping (used) plus tags
a festive sweater
roll of sticky tape
half a Christmas pud (minus custard)
The Minstrels will be back in the gallery playing (very quietly they are all still in recovery from the Festivities of last week) madrigals and lullabies, hopefully they will be able later to give us their take on the greatest hits of Iron Maiden

Igor and the rest of the staff await your pleasure, a warm welcome to all who dare enter these hallowed halls

Carriages at midnight

[Maydup]

♫ Tailcocks that go up my nose and eyelashes ♫

[nungate]

Shalom to you too DT, it seems that this laptop cannot spell.....

[albaqwerty]

I've a tub of twiglets (untouched by human hand) if that's of any help.

DT, do the 6 weeks over the 52, less invasive xx

[DaisyNonna]

Excellent ideas nungate. Oh to be relieved of responsibility for an hour or so! WQill listen to the lullabies.

[nungate]

Glad to be of help Daisy, enjoy the music..

[DTCwordfan]

Ode to tony's jockstrap

A Villa supporter, before creation you were!
A player, you have been!
0-15, in Christmas goals you are!
In the Premier washing machine,
you will unendingly be
A prop for the other teams

[DTCwordfan]

Alba, I like the idea of purefying the liver and taking 15 pounds off the weighties. The one exception could be meeting the infamous gness, as a ship full of guinness would beckon......

[nungate]

Poor Tony, (and Daisy) such a drubbing! 'Twas not deserved, I did root for them as promised but alas it was to no avail, I felt for you both that dreadful day...... things can only get better?

[DTCwordfan]

yes of course, there is our poor daisy to think of.

Anybody have a box of Kleeeenex with extra balm infusion.....?

[albaqwerty]

DT, now I don't know whether the purefying would be better before or after meeting gness!! :-D

Poor Tone, I never knew Daisy was a masochist too :-(

[DaisyNonna]

DT Is the Premier League dirty enough to require a washing machine?

[DTCwordfan]

well certainly for extra dentene for one Man U manager.....however a washing machine, good question, daisy!

[Mammar]

Evening all! I won't take me coat off. I'm not stopping.
But I have brought along a few bits for the roffle.
5 gold Ferrero Rochas wrappings
4 collared bugs
3 French loaves
2 tins of turtle soup
And a yoyo with only half a yo

[Psybbo]

DT, he's a man with passion, love him to bits, then Roy Keane then Cantona then Cloughie all characters

[Mammar]

Igor, mi love, just pass me something hot and fiendish.

[nungate]

Just a flying visit then Mammar? Have a tailcock to go and I'm sure Igor could rustle you up a doggy bag to take withyou too....

[DTCwordfan]

quelle generositie and we hope that you have had a joeux noel with your truly and beloveds, mammar.......

Havent seen the gorgeous pouting QoM ce soir, is she waiting for excelsior's stellar entry?

[nungate]

Oh, Sib, please tell me you are not extolling the "virtues" of Fergie?

[lcg]

i have the tissues requested....and a top up too. i'm off down the bottom of the garden if anyone wishes to join me. if anyone sees smoke, i really trying to signal mr kicker at home (honest!). back in 10 minutes.....x

[DTCwordfan]

The Duchess of Pork, that Fergiana?