Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The hallowed portals of Nungate Towers are yet again thrown wide open in welcome all the Mad over fifties out there in AB land.
Come and frivol in the Great Hall, the Tapster has concocted possibly his best ever tailcock the "Cats Whiskers" (where he found the whiskers we don't know) but he claims it is a tasty brew which packs a real kick! For those among us who abstain the demon alcohol, he has been hard at work brewing you a delightfully decadent alcohol free drink the "cats paw!" guaranteed to refresh and deliciously quaffable. The hot plate special for this evening is a warming beef casserole with dumplings, and on the pudding trolley there is a creamy rice pudding (with jam if desired) plus a variety of ice creams (Scoff the chef has been busy this week!) The Minstrels have finally managed to return from the Minstrels convention on Muckleflugga (a bit of a per adventure by all accounts) and they will again deight us with their selection of Madrigals and fugues, later on they have promised to play us their own versions of the Greatest hits of Freddie and the Dreamers! (I can't wait) We have dancing in the great hall, food in the dining room, the hot tub in the North Tower is all fired up and ready, the bungee in the South Tower is primed and awaiting it's first .... vic.. volunteer of the evening.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these doors

Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Evening Sparkles and Daisy.
Hey Sparkles don't eat all of my Red velvet cake !.
Bad luck again today for the Villa daisy, we were winning up until the ninetieth minute !.

[nungate]

ach Tony, what's happened with Villa then?

[DaisyNonna]

Bad luck? Either lack of stamina, over-confidence or carelessness.
You dancing tonight?

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening all and how are we this fair February evening, a night appropriate for a wee bit of skinny dipping I would think - forget the tubbing, or is that an interim to the full Monty mmmm - anagram of "mmmmm tony" - as in "We are not so sure"

Riffle

1 skittle, 1 drum-stick, 1 plastic tray from my Chinese dinner and the other chopstick from a few weeks ago. 3 logs, a lump of coal and a coal brush with no hair. 1 comb no teeth and one mouth-piece no teeth either, just the wires.

Do we have a non-alchy Pussy Pubes tailcock please, Igor?

And once again, many thanks for your Nungate hostility (oops, a typo there but I like it).

I am supposed to be working, so excuse me if I zip to the library and back.

[nungate]

Everyone's dancing Daisy............ swirl.....twirl...flounce and stomp...

[DTCwordfan]

There goes Tony with manic depression....?

Talking about the ill, can we have a collective shout for "Owd, get yourself back home soonest"

[Psybbo]

DT, it's Saturday, I'm indulging tonight

[nungate]

Hi DT......... zzzzzzziiipppppp oh, he's off again......

[Psybbo]

Just thinking that, DT, I hope he gets through this.

[nungate]

SHOUTING, DT

OWD Get home NOW....! You are missed here.

[DaisyNonna]

Is that her name DT? I often wondered.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all. I'd love to do the bungee but as I am wearing a dress with a flared skirt it would be inadvisable. (Did I put any pants on tonight?)
For the riffle I offer:
A screen for an IPod Touch (only lightly shattered)
A bag of frozen mackerel
A bag of frozen squid, ideal for catching mackerelHal
The Embalmers Handbook 1985
Half an anchovy & olive pizza

[tonyav]

If your asking Daisy, then yes.
Full monty DT, hey we don't want to scare the horses !. I thought the alcohol abstinence was last month DT.
Yes owd get yourself back home asap.

[tonyav]

Evening mrs overhang, those rumours !.

[DTCwordfan]

I had a break on Thursday but back on the wagon for a couple of more weeks to get the stone off............down about 10 pounds of ethanol related flab......not even a drinky-poo for the rugby today.

[mrs_overall]

Evening tony. What rumours?

[nungate]

Hello Mrs O. I do hope you are well. I think elf and safety would not permit you to bungee so soon after your stay in the hospital - maybe in the Spring? Do have some Cats Whiskers.....

[murraymints]

Hot tubby too hot just now....Will have anuvver go later....sorry bout the dumplies dropped them couldn't find them for the bubbles...my sparkles all wet again...this towel is a bit small....Igor...Igor...bath wrap and whiskers ...Igor !! Make it a big one bit hot after the tubby thing...you dancin` DT...?hic....

[mrs_overall]

Thank you nungate - a most refreshing concoction.
Now, who wants to dance with me?

[DTCwordfan]

Do you have free petrol if you have Elf in the outhouses, Nungate......QoM doesn't know the meaning of life if her "essence ou gazoil est gratuit".....