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There Is A God - And She Clearly Has Pmt Today..........
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Well I've had a really Sugar day. First day I've felt on top of things for a couple of days. I shot out of bed at 7am (bin day and we'd forgotton to put them out), rushed round putting out the green bin, the brown bin and the food caddy and in doing so managed to stick my finger through a rotten egg. It was minging. I then log onto my computer and find my email has been hacked. About 2 hours later I notice one of the cats has crapped in the hall. Meanwhile, Mr BM is chortling at my incessant ranting and obvious bad mood.
Anyway, Mr BM decided he needed a few bits for a diy job he is planning. Goes to get in his car and FINDS HE HAS A FLAT TYRE. Given I've been moaning at him since 15 Feb to fix mine, I couldn't resist laughing.
There is no question. Just a wry smile. There are a few peeps on here having a really bad time at the moment (not my insignificant grumbles, I mean serious stuff) - so let's just have a silly light hearted "cheer us all up it's Friday" thread. Jokes, silly poems, stories, one liners, who cares. Fill yer boots.
Anyway, Mr BM decided he needed a few bits for a diy job he is planning. Goes to get in his car and FINDS HE HAS A FLAT TYRE. Given I've been moaning at him since 15 Feb to fix mine, I couldn't resist laughing.
There is no question. Just a wry smile. There are a few peeps on here having a really bad time at the moment (not my insignificant grumbles, I mean serious stuff) - so let's just have a silly light hearted "cheer us all up it's Friday" thread. Jokes, silly poems, stories, one liners, who cares. Fill yer boots.
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You can't beat a good Yorkshire Pudding, can you.
My days not been too bad, I got a letter from the school telling me about some outstanding work my daughter as done, I'm very proud. Now, contrast it with the fact that I have to drive to school (kids on school bus), to collect my son who earned himself a detention! :)
My days not been too bad, I got a letter from the school telling me about some outstanding work my daughter as done, I'm very proud. Now, contrast it with the fact that I have to drive to school (kids on school bus), to collect my son who earned himself a detention! :)
I'm happy because someone else is going to cook for me tonight, they are great cooks and have an excellent cellar.
Before then I'm off to the pub to see a few friends and insult one another.
And to top it all off I've just found a pair of walking trousers that I have been hunting for and was about to replace!
Before then I'm off to the pub to see a few friends and insult one another.
And to top it all off I've just found a pair of walking trousers that I have been hunting for and was about to replace!
Okay,let me think. Errr, my NEXT order arrived today - dress and skinny jeans - not to be worn together obviously. Have finished work for the week, and have a chilled bottle of wine in fridge.
And a joke:
I saw 6 men punching and kicking the mother-in-law. My neighbour shouted " Aren't you going to help??"
I said " No, 6 should be enough......"
And a joke:
I saw 6 men punching and kicking the mother-in-law. My neighbour shouted " Aren't you going to help??"
I said " No, 6 should be enough......"
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