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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Time for Nungate Towers to open the doors and welcome all Mad Over Fifties.
for another evening of fun and frolics.
The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who created it is certain as to the nature of this particular beast. However, to tempt you with the hot plate special tonight, Queenie has been busy with Scoff (our resident chef) and between them they have created the most delicious Meatloaf, (with all the necessary accompaniments, creamy mash, lots of veggies and lashings of home made gravy) For your futher delectation on the pudding trolley this evening we have Jam Roly Poly with custard, Of course there will also be the usual nibbles, volly vonts and canopies.
In a departure from their usual selection of madrigals and fugues the Minstrels are changing things a little this evening. Tonight they have decided to play a selection of waltzes, polkas and marches (I think they have been tuning in to Sky Arts Rieu.......) and, as always they will be giving us their own take on the Greatest hits of Girls Aloud.....................
As the rally driving went down well last meeting, Queenie has asked if we can have another evening of races - no imbibing of tailcocks prior to driving in the rally cars - the Gnome from Elf and Safety has been taking us to task after last weeks incident with a pink sparkly thingy.........
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the north tower and the mini bar has (again) been replenished.........the moat has finally been repaired and refilled, the elastics in the bungees have also been renovated. Time to join in the fun and frolics at the Towers.
A rofl will be held later in the evening, guests are requested to have their tickets ready in good time (see Belle in the vestibule). We are also hoping to finally unveil the plaque at the entrance to Mammars chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals...
Carriages at midnight
for another evening of fun and frolics.
The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who created it is certain as to the nature of this particular beast. However, to tempt you with the hot plate special tonight, Queenie has been busy with Scoff (our resident chef) and between them they have created the most delicious Meatloaf, (with all the necessary accompaniments, creamy mash, lots of veggies and lashings of home made gravy) For your futher delectation on the pudding trolley this evening we have Jam Roly Poly with custard, Of course there will also be the usual nibbles, volly vonts and canopies.
In a departure from their usual selection of madrigals and fugues the Minstrels are changing things a little this evening. Tonight they have decided to play a selection of waltzes, polkas and marches (I think they have been tuning in to Sky Arts Rieu.......) and, as always they will be giving us their own take on the Greatest hits of Girls Aloud.....................
As the rally driving went down well last meeting, Queenie has asked if we can have another evening of races - no imbibing of tailcocks prior to driving in the rally cars - the Gnome from Elf and Safety has been taking us to task after last weeks incident with a pink sparkly thingy.........
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the north tower and the mini bar has (again) been replenished.........the moat has finally been repaired and refilled, the elastics in the bungees have also been renovated. Time to join in the fun and frolics at the Towers.
A rofl will be held later in the evening, guests are requested to have their tickets ready in good time (see Belle in the vestibule). We are also hoping to finally unveil the plaque at the entrance to Mammars chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals...
Carriages at midnight
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Evening all, Igor I will have to forgo my usual bucket for the time being I'm afraid seeing as that elf and saftey bloke as put the kibosh on having a drink before wrec I mean having a go in the rally cars that her nungateship as kindly provided. However I have bought with me for the rofflile one bottle of Matey bubble bath (a bit left in the bottom ) one half shaft and crown pinion cog suitable for a 1962 Austin Westminster and one front nearside wing suitable for a 2013 Subaru WX rally car !.
.G'day nun and Queenie.....nice to have you back nun.....I've had a splendiferous time....in.Oz.....We chartered a plane and popped over to see Lisa a whole load of us !! Well we were just over the northern territories when spikey spotted him....that Kissinger that's been following me....there he was bold as brass partaking of in flight beverages !!! Fanned cheek of the man....Well I thought you're not stopping me from getting to Lisa's Barbie...so....I donned my sparkly , boa , everything I could...stuffed passport and dosh down there strapped on a parachute and....jumped ! Wasn't going to wait till he pulled out the manacles and warrant card....only...didn't realise it was so far from civilization....landed in a patch of cacti in one of them billabong things.....good job I'd grabbed a bottle of spikeys tailback to keep me going....was eventually rescued by a tribe of half naked men with strange tats and a propency to chanting loud gutteral stuff...bit scary at first..but after I'd passed the tailback round were new bff's ..had to trade my sparkly and boa for a ride to Lisa's though...must see belle for one of my emergency spares....Igor a bucket please ...quick as you like....oooo volly vonts..my favourite......Tony here yet ?
Good evening to all, ye fair gals and lads. How do we find you this delightful evening in the shadow of the Fat Haggis's Seat?
From my hessian sack, what do I offer?
Aah, here we are:
I'll throw the bent screwdriver out, a Phillip's that is now a Peter.
Three betting slips, torn
One bunch of Rosemary from the jumps - preprep for the kitchen at the back of Aintree
Three Tesco's burnt burgers (black)
One broken bridle
One pair of silk jodphurs
One bottle of The Canal Water
One Chair, heavily damaged
One winning post, nice mirror for any of you skinny enough
One pair of weighscales- max 9st.
One of Cilla Black's sex toys....pssst has she been with Brucie?
From my hessian sack, what do I offer?
Aah, here we are:
I'll throw the bent screwdriver out, a Phillip's that is now a Peter.
Three betting slips, torn
One bunch of Rosemary from the jumps - preprep for the kitchen at the back of Aintree
Three Tesco's burnt burgers (black)
One broken bridle
One pair of silk jodphurs
One bottle of The Canal Water
One Chair, heavily damaged
One winning post, nice mirror for any of you skinny enough
One pair of weighscales- max 9st.
One of Cilla Black's sex toys....pssst has she been with Brucie?
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