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Igor is waiting at the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of AB's Mad over fifties.
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
Tonight's Tailcock is on ice the "Aguafresca", a tantalising brew from the depths of sunny Spain, which should go well with tonight's hot plate special a lovely paella, cooked in the true Valencia way, ouside over a fire. To complement the paella, we have a wide selection of Tapas, an introduction of new taste sensations for our regular guests. (the usual selction of volly vont and canopies will also be available) Continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have Crema Catalana (a Spanish version of creme caramel) The Tapster has also joined with our Spanish theme and has a stock of Estrella Damm beers, Asturian cider, and an interesting selection of sherries. (fino, amontillado, manzanilla etc., no Bristol cream here tonight!)
For your entertainment, tonight in the ballroom, we have the Freda Fernandes
Flamenco Dance and Fluff Wrangling troupe, so break out your castanets and get ready to give it some laldy!
In the minstrels gallery our gallant troupe of minstrels are busy warming up their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas as well as preparing to give us their wonderful renditions of Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits (we have asked them not to play White Chrismas this evening)
So, the hot tub is bubbling away in the North Tower, the mini bar has been replenished (yet again) many thanks Igor. The bungee is ready to go, and has been relocated over the cliff on the sea side of the west Tower, as the moat has been filled with piranhas. So do try to stay out of it - security measures have had to be increased in light of recent events........
The pins have been set in the bowling alley, tiddlywinks and snakes and ladders all set to go in the games room, a cosy fire has been lit in the snug, for those in need of a quiet moment. We will be holding a rofl later in the evening, and we may yet stage the unveiling ceremony of the plaque outside Mammar's chocolate cupboard.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
carriages at midnight
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Nun...nun ! There you are...sorry about last week...glad my pigeon got through to let you know of my mercy dash....and here is Brenda ....she can't talk as her jaw had to be wired...had to bring her as she gets a bit upset on her own and starts baying to the moon...it's when the hairs grow on her face I worry...anyway once I get some of that tailcock down her shell be fine..Igor I'll need a straw for her....and a large bucket for me too please...I'll just nip see belle about my sparkly...see the bungee has moved....
Good evening your nungateship and Igor, how's things The usual please Igor, it sounds great !.
For the roffle I have with me one cylinder liner suitable for a 1965 Triumph Tiger Cub, one half ounce packet of Old Holborn rolling baccy ( gone dry ), and 16 cotton reels of various colours ( all empty ).
For the roffle I have with me one cylinder liner suitable for a 1965 Triumph Tiger Cub, one half ounce packet of Old Holborn rolling baccy ( gone dry ), and 16 cotton reels of various colours ( all empty ).
riffle's (rifas)
Books for the library.
The Toilet Humour book - no pages as it was crap
The Guide to Speaking - no good as there is no on-off switch
Delia's Cookbook - no oven or Delia pop-up
Guide to Naval Men - misrepresentation: no belly buttons in it
Guide to Being Dead - a bit of an undertaking
Guide to Suicide - No way, it won't be brought back
Guide to Minty's Thing - It's missing
Guide to Whitby Marigolds - All picked by an ABer.
Guide to Weegie Women - Everything and every photo is green.
Books for the library.
The Toilet Humour book - no pages as it was crap
The Guide to Speaking - no good as there is no on-off switch
Delia's Cookbook - no oven or Delia pop-up
Guide to Naval Men - misrepresentation: no belly buttons in it
Guide to Being Dead - a bit of an undertaking
Guide to Suicide - No way, it won't be brought back
Guide to Minty's Thing - It's missing
Guide to Whitby Marigolds - All picked by an ABer.
Guide to Weegie Women - Everything and every photo is green.
Thanks Igor...slurp...this Spanish water is lovlee....Brenda don't dribble...put the straw between the wires !! This convalesence malarkey...I'm going to need a holiday after a month of this...Brenda...that's better....for the rifle I have half a box of jaffa cakes...brenda's lucky rabbit foot....not lucky for her....half bottle of blue nun...sorry got bit dry coming here....and all the coffee creams from the Xmas roses tin.......slurp.....now where's the volly vonts....don't know about that foreign stuff....Brenda you manage a sook on something ?? Is tone here yet ?? Whiff of goat about the place....
Evening nungate, sorry to be late. Had to coax Eric out this evening. Well, yes, I was looking at vacuun cleaners this afternoon but I keep telling him that their aerodynamics are rubbish.
For the ruffle I have a box of assorted sequins, a pencil sharpener in the shape of a car, 6 wooden dolly pegs and a quarter of sherbert lemons.
Please igor, avery large Agua thingy. That paella smells delicious. Perhaps I might try a tapas selection?
For the ruffle I have a box of assorted sequins, a pencil sharpener in the shape of a car, 6 wooden dolly pegs and a quarter of sherbert lemons.
Please igor, avery large Agua thingy. That paella smells delicious. Perhaps I might try a tapas selection?
