Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Well here we are again at the doors of Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
On tonight's agenda, it's a case of anything goes!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on the North Tower for anyone wishing to indulge, (the mini bar up there has also been replenished) Both swimming pools (indoor and outdoor) are available for members use, as is the lake where the rowing boats are moored. Down at the beach the bathing huts are open and a barbecue has been set up for any members who fancy a bit of cooking alfresco.
Back within the confines of the Towers, the minstrels will be in the gallery as always, playing madrigals and toccatas, and in the ballroom our favourite local band, the Tone Deafs will be playing a selection of music for dancing.
Tonight's Tailcock the "Centre Court" conjures the Championship at Wimbledon in a glass - strawberries and cream, Pimms and pizza plus a few other selected ingredients known only to it's creator! On our Hot plate Special we have Queenie's favourite, Farmhouse Pasta (we went to a lot of trouble finding just the right farmhouse for this dish) on tonight's pudding trolley, we have pancakes with cherries jubilee, and ice cream. As always there will be a selection of volley vonts and canopies and sundry nibbles.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[Mammar]

I hasten to add I was referring to the aerosol muck, not Queenie's delicious confection

[tonyav]

Tony, an old flame of mine had two Capris if I remember rightly, one of them was a JPS all black and gold ..

I've owned three nungate, the Mk1 I mentioned, a Mk2 2 litre Ghia and a Mk3 3 litre Ghia. I used to have a Lotus Europa in the Black and Gold JPS colours.
The JPS colours looked pretty good on the Capri's.


Thanks for the choc, Mammar.

[nungate]

The JPS colours did suit the Capri, he changed that one for a gold coloured one - nice but not as impressive!!

[Mammar]

Tone, you don't really deserve the choc if you're going to squirt those strawbs with . . . . Fake cream.
I beg you, desist! I'm off for me swim. Somebody give him some REAL cream so he realises the difference.

[tonyav]

nice but not as impressive!!

No nungate the JPS Capri's were pretty outstanding.

[tonyav]

I beg you, desist!


Ok ok, you win Mammar, real cream it is then.

[nungate]

Queenie loves that squirty cream, she's always nagging me to get some when I go to Costco they do a nice one. I suppose it's handy for times when the real thing isn't available

[Igor61]

Miss Queen does not possess a discerning palate I'm afraid ....


I expect she'll want Madame to leave her some of her giant chocolate buttons to put on her toast ....

[tonyav]

Great fun squirting it over each other though nungate lol.

[excelsior-1]

somebody call for some real double cream?

good evening everyone

[nungate]

I shall draw a discreet veil over that last remark Tony.



Good evening Excel, I hope you are well, I'm sure Queenie will be along directly to say hello, she's in the shower just now, probably washing the Danish grit from her hair from earlier ....

[excelsior-1]

i bring the following as rofl prizes

my first aid course notes
my two inch brass 'admiral ackbar'
two pots of double cream
one of my 'business cards' offering my quiz services
42 pieces of popcorn

[Igor61]

Your tailcock Excel sir,

[tonyav]

Evening excel.

[nungate]

that's a very precise number of popcorn pieces Excel

[excelsior-1]

please may i have a tailcock to take to the swimming pool with me?

[excelsior-1]

oops........thank you igor

[excelsior-1]

how is the choccy locker mammar?

i hope one of our hostesses house staff is keeping our plaque polished

[Igor61]

oh well held sir! Shall I carry it to the pool for you?

[Meg]

Didn't the JPS used to advertise durex, crowd stopper! Evening all!

Think they were black.