Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

Madame regrets that she will not able to attend tonight's meeting. She has had to dash off to her Mum's as she has had a bit of an accident, and is needed there, she may be back later in the evening depending on how things go.
The Towers are still available to those who wish to convene a meeting of the MOFC but they will have to take "pot luck" I do have a couple of pitchers of Margaritas on ice and I'm sure our mixologist will be around to mix up more.
All of our usual facilities are available for members, I have sent Frank to turn on the hot bubbly thing on the north Tower and I think the elastic band thing is working too.
If Madame isn't able to return to the Towers before close of the festivities, our members are invited to turn off the lights and put the key under the door mat, I shall be in my bed by then (I hope)
Thank you
Igor

[tonyav]

Evening Igor, sorry to hear that about her nungateships Mum, hope things turn out ok.
Think I'll have a Margarita please.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Igor.
So sorry to hear of nungate's problem. Hope her mum is OK.
Lovely to see you Igor, smart as ever. A Margarita would be more than acceptable.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Tony. What, no beaming smile? We actually won!

[tonyav]

Yes a big smile here Daisy, we won well to.

[Mammar]

Oh dear. Sending good vibes to all concerned.
I shall raise a glass of anything going, thanks Igor, to both of them
As luck would have it I have half a pork pie and a quantity of snack size Snickers about my person if anyone wants to share.
Check your pockets, you two

[DTCwordfan]

Yes, my best wishes too....first gness's Mum last night and then nungate's.....Margarita - yes please and no salt; that is for seawater.

[tonyav]

Well I can lay my hands on a couple of bags of pork scratchings and a bag of cut licorice, Mammar.

[tonyav]

Evening DT.

[DTCwordfan]

Evening Tony.....

Chinese all?

[Mammar]

That'll do, Tone, stick 'em on the table near my stuff.
Daisy? DT? Anything other than fluff in your pockets?

[Mammar]

Excellent idea DT.
Anyone got the phone number for the Hoo flung dung Takeaway?

[tonyav]

Had one a bit earlier DT, Singapore Chow Mien !.

[DaisyNonna]

Was beginning to think I was talking to myself.
Happy to see you all.
Anybody got rifle stuff?
Mammar, have got some Brie and olives tucked in my hat. Oh, and in my cloak pocket I seem to remember some cold sausages and two hard boiled eggs. Nothing sweet though.
simpers I'm sweet enough.

[tonyav]

Where's Igor gone ?, bet he's polishing those chains again.

[DTCwordfan]

I was going to slip over the "Hung So Lo".......their speciality, well most wouldn't like it.......

[Mammar]

Oh superb, Daisy. What a star you are.
Don't worry about anything sweet. I can always break into the Choccy Cupboard for more
Err - regret the half pork pie and the Snickers were for the roffle.
I'll search in the bottom of me 'andbag

[DTCwordfan]

Me too, Shanghai Noodles, Kung Po Veg and a bit of duck.

[DaisyNonna]

Can always manage a pancake roll, but not as limber as I was.

[tonyav]

Right ok then, I've now found a four fingered Kit Kat in my back pocket, so thats a finger each then.

[Mammar]

Roffle!
I have discovered a folder for 2nd class stamps, empty
3 'Bags for Life' carrier bags
2 teeny weeny blue biros which I fear may have been purloined from Argos
(How did that happen?)
3 disreputable Polos wrapped in scabby paper