Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad over Fifties Club.
Our tailcock tonight, a cheeky little latin number, will be the "Strictly Cha Cha Cha" a tribute to the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing. The hot plate special tonight a warming chicken casserole (well the temperatures have dropped) and on the pudding trolley we have a delicious creamy rice pudding, accompanied by a fruit compote. As always there is a varied selection of volley vonts and canopies
Up in the gallery the Minstrels are warming up, ready to give us their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have promised us a tribute to the greatest hits of AC/DC we might find ourselves well on the Highway to Hell this night!
For your further delight, performing in the ballroom will be local band the Tone Deafs playing some classics from the fifties. Also performing in the ballroom tonight, The great Marvo! Magician Extrordinaire! and is beautiful assistant Ethel.
On the north Tower the got tub is bubbling away, the mini bar as been refilled (yet again), the race track is open and the cars all revved up! The indoor swimming pool open (swimsuits are available) Members are encouraged to make full use of the facilities, the games room, and the library are all open for members (we have drained the outdoor pool) The bungee is ready for anyone wishing a "bounce" (just be mindful of the piranhas in the moat - they have been known to bite)
For the rofl tonight I offer:
A bag of tree clippings
tree loppers (busted)
Barometer (broken)
set of three paint tins (empty)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Right then Igor, madame stitched you up then lol.

Tony runs after Mammar, trying desperately to pull his Speedo's up.

[Igor61]

Your wish Madame Daisy, is my command

[queenofmean]

Nun.....can you PLEASE get mr Nun to do Half Pint a bowl and I'll put him into his chambers please

[nungate]

He'll be along shortly .... why can't you do it yourself?


Does everyone have their rofl ticket? I shall be making the draw very soon

[queenofmean]

Because Master Henry has got his beady eyes on the wee man

[DaisyNonna]

Will be careful with my wishes Igor.

[Igor61]

Wise words Madame Daisy. Woudl you care for another bucket?

[tonyav]

tony rummages through his pockets for roffile tickets.

Another bucket for me also if you please, Igor.

[Igor61]

Ah, Tony sir, you've dropped these passes over rofl tickets

Your bucket has been replenished.

Madame, do you think Plant could come back and help around the Towers, this minion is getting to be a bit of a nuisance?

[DaisyNonna]

Please Igor, that would be much appreciated.
Is Ethel really beautiful?
Think I might take a wander into the library.

[Mammar]

Hah! Did two more lengths than you, Mr Tony 'I don't want to overdo it, I've got the goats to milk' idle bum!
Tickets ! Oh rot, I've left them in the changing rooms!

[nungate]

Good heavens Igor, you made such a fuss about getting one! We'll see what he has to say for himself later on. Meantime I shall speak with Greengrass the gardener and ask him if he can spare Plant to assist you on Saturdays again.

Now, I shall be pulling out the rofl tickets in a moment or three once I've seen to a bit of housekeeping

[tonyav]

She's not bad, Daisy.
Thanks Igor, wondered where they where.

Puff Pant Puff, gawd that Mammar is a fast swimmer !.

[DaisyNonna]

Ethel?

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy, Ethel.
Is there anything that you would like me to put on mamya's thread for you, Daisy ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Just something cheerful please, Tony.

[nungate]

Are we ready then I shall begin

Tonights winning Number is : Lime

The Winning Colours are

3
18
7
25
40

Prizes can be collected from Belle in the Vestibule

[DaisyNonna]

Fuchsiad again!

[tonyav]

Ohhhhhh, I've won a pair of busted tree loppers I'll soon fix them up.

[DaisyNonna]

How many trees do you have?