God And The Archangel Gabriel
The angel Gabriel said to God
What you working on today? God said I`m making a place called Scotland, It`s goin to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautifull brown trout, the most beautiful lochs, a stunning coastline, with lush green land and fantastic blue skies and sunsets that will blow your mind, the people are going to be friendly and intelligent and I`m going to give them a national drink called whisky.
Gabriel said
Aren`t you being a bit OTT with this Scotland? the people will think they are already in Heaven.
Na not really said God
Wait till I tell you about the neighbours