Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Evening all, and welcome back to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
On tonight's agenda we are having an inflatable party down in the indoor swimming pool. Plant has spent today blowing up so many, inflatable toys (sorry no inflatable dolls) poor soul I fear he might not have enough puff left to serve our members this evening! The minstrels will again be taking their place in the Great Hall gallery, playing their customary selection of madrigals and fugues, while down by the pool, we have Troy Tempest and the Stingrays providing the music for the pool party and also for the Muckleflugga and Penge Formation drow.... oops Swimming Team.
Our hot plate special tonight is a sea food platter a melange of all sorts of
fish and shellfish (also available for those with an intense dislike of all things fishy, namely me, we have a delicious lasagne) on the pudding trolley tonight there is Sussex Pond pudding, with lashings of custard or whipped cream. Naturally, we also have everyone's favourites, volly vonts and canopies. The Tailcock tonight is the Little Mermaid, and intriguing concoction I think and right up there with some of the best efforts of our resident mixologist! For those members who prefer a less riotous time, rest assured, your needs have also been catered for. There are roaring fires in the Snug, the Games Room and also in the Library, where members are free to peruse the shelves and where they can also find the latest editions of all the popular magazines and periodicals, I believe we have just received the latest edition of Corn Plasterers Monthly.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
half a bag of John Innes No3 compost
a selection of broken flower pots
a jumble of tangled embroidery threads (thank you Teddy)
1 kitten in need of a good home .... (kidding! wouldn't part with him)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Could do with another drink. And a nibble. Any suggestions?

[tonyav]

Fancy joining me in a glass of whiskey and some of nungates delicious Sussex pond pudding, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Definitely yes to the whiskey Tony. No thanks to the pudding. Not got a sweet tooth.

[Igor61]

wave machine? Gentle lapping or stormy ocean? Something in between?

[tonyav]

Atlantic storm waves should do it I think Igor.
Okay then Daisy, some seafood platter then ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, gently lapping would be lovely. So relaxing. Have you tried it? Believe thalassotherapy can be efficacious.

[DaisyNonna]

Deferably Tony.

[nungate]

We have a wave machine?

Pop out for a minute or three, come back and find we've had a wave machine installed! I really must check the accounts books more often

[tonyav]

Yes a wave machine, nungate, great fun it is to.

[DaisyNonna]

Did someone think that you had agreed to a perm?

[tonyav]

No it was only a demi, Daisy !.

[nungate]

sadly (or not) my hair is too short to perm


Shall we prepare for the rofl?

[tonyav]

Yes if you like, nungate.

[DaisyNonna]

Oooh yes. About time I won something.

[nungate]

Tickets at the ready? Usual rules apply. Collect prizes from Belle in the vestibule on production of your winning ticket.

Tonight's winning number is: Green


and the winning numbers are:

8
39
23
17
42

Take your winning tickets to Belle and collect your prizes

[DaisyNonna]

Won my own crochet needle. Shucks. The strip I was crocheting whilst taking part in Trial By Jury is already 3 feet long.

[tonyav]

Doh, I've won the S bend road sign.

[nungate]

I didn't have a ticket this week - must have forgotten

[tonyav]

How could you forget to enter your own roffle, nungate lol.

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps it was for the best nungate. How about donating the unclaimed prizes to the DBS? (Dragon Benevolent Society).