Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club. Tonight we are having a (slightly late) Halloween Party. Our resident mixologist has brewed a Tailcock especially for tonight's meeting "the Vampire Breath" guaranteed to pop the pennies from the eyes of the dead! Truly a potent brew!! Our Hot Plate Special is Halloween Hash, in addition we have a delicious selection of horses doovers, volley vonts and canopies, and owing to a plentiful harvest, we have Apple pie, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Crumble and Toffee Apples on the pudding trolley!! All of the apples are from our own orchards of course.
As a special treat, tonight we have once again engaged the services of the Crypt Kicker Five, direct from their tour of Transylvania and Croydon. Of course the Minstrels are again back in the gallery with their usual selection of madrigals and fugues. Igor has found some delicate chains to decorate his walking plaster and crutches (let's hope he does not fall over them..again!) The Towers ghost, Sir Cumference has promised to come and "haunt" our revelries, and Horace has agreed to leave his nice damp dungeon to come and join in the proceedings. Our local Coven has agreed to come and dance around a bonfire and the head of the coven, Madame Spellman will be holding a spelling bee in the conservatory (please note, to take care not to disturb the triffid or the upset the spider monkey, though visitors are permitted to help themselves to the bananas).
For those of you arriving by broom, we are delighted to announce that there will be a small party in the small saloon on the first floor of the west tower. Dooking for apples has been arranged as has an eating treacle scones competition. The hot tub and bungee are available for members and use of the indoor pool is also there for members, (cossies are provided)
For the rofl tonight:
one Halloween mask
bowl of Halloween candies (two left)
one witches cauldron (in need of scouring)
set of vampire fangs

[tonyav]

V

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, you are a treasure. When you are healed we will dance until midnight.
Unchained Melody perhaps?

[DTCwordfan]

Another bouquet perlease, Igor. After that and fighting with some Paypal ad, I need it.

[tonyav]

Very good, DT, Tony the Hussar lol.

[DaisyNonna]

For Victory Tony?

[DTCwordfan]

tut - is that a reverse victory sign, tone?

[DTCwordfan]

ah missed the follow up.

cheers.....

Igor - you are looking very sprightly tonight.....

[nungate]

did someone pass away Sibs? We are celebrating not mourning tonight
Pull up a chair and have a bucket

[tonyav]

DTCwordfan
tut - is that a reverse victory sign, tone?


No DT, fat finger syndrome !.

[tonyav]

Hello hello, look who's here. Evening Pysbbo.

[Psybbo]

Thanks igor, nungate I thought DT's dirge was for a passing hero

[lady-janine]

family phone calls but now i'm back. lots and lots more tailcock pleeeeeeese.

what family problems i now have. not going to bore you all but, of dear, families. i do love them dearly but . . . . . troubles. . . . .

[DTCwordfan]

tone passing water perhaps, sibs.....

sorry to hear that, Lady J - what 'joy' they can bring......

[nungate]

You're preaching to the choir Lady J! Preaching to the choir!
Families!

[DaisyNonna]

With delicacy Tony.

[tonyav]

Hope the probs aren't to serious, lj.

[lady-janine]

fairly, if not more so unfortunately. but i 'll think about it tomorrow. tailcock pleeeeeeeease.

[nungate]

Plant, a bucket for Lady J if you please!

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
With delicacy Tony.

Right then Daisy, to what music should we dance to ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Has Sir Cumference been frightened off? Was hoping to make his acquaintance. Must have some interesting stories to tell.
Glass is empty again! How did that happen?