Read One Get Two Free

[marval]

Tony, having his second son christened, was much concerned about getting the correct name on the birth certificate.

"Will you please name the baby just as I give it to you?"

"Certainly," answered the minister, "why shouldn't I?"

"Well you see, it's like this," replied Tony. "When I told you I wanted to name my first boy Tom, you wrote on his birth certificate 'Thomas.'

This boy I want to name Jack."


A man picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home.

While they were walking home he didn't say a thing.

"You're not the communicative type, are you?" she said as they were undressing.

"No," he replied and pulled out his old fella. "I do all my talking with this."

"Oh," said the girl as she leaned forward to look.

"You don't have much to say, do you?"


A man goes into a builder’s yard and orders 20,000 bricks.

"May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter.

"Yes, it's going to be a barbecue."

“That’s a lot of bricks for one barbecue," he says.

The man says "Not really; I live on the 18th floor."

[pixie373]

Lol. Took me a moment to get the first one!

[jim360]

But Jhackas isn't a name - oh...