Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and welcome to tonights Mad Over Fifties Club. All of us at Nungate Towers hope you had a lovely Christmas.
Igor is on annual leave this weekend, he should be with us next week.
After last week's very big ball things tonight are a little low key at the towers.
Tonight's Tailcock is 'The Hoolie' a concoction that will certainly either blow you away or blow your socks off! On the Hot Plate this evening we have a mild Chicken Curry with plentiful amounts of rice, if you are looking for something lighter we have a warmed duck salad or pate with Melba Toasts. We also have the usual Canopies and Horses Doovers! On the pudding trolley we have a Triple Chocolate Mousse (no animals were hurt in the making of said mousse!)
The usual bands have other commitments this evening BUT we have brought out the Jukebox so you tonight club members are in charge of the music.
We have giant dominoes or chess set up in the games room.
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely and the minibar has been re-stocked.
For the Rofl we have
job lot of wrapping paper (used)
box of broken baubles
one glass fairy (chipped wing)
one santa suit (XS) only has one boot
selection box (empty)
Plant will be acting as butler tonight
A warm Welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, Carriages at Midnight

[queenofmean]

I'm beginning to wonder if Chubb unlocked the gates?

[DTCwordfan]

Just cruising through on my bed as that is where I am heading in 20 minutes...a snorter of a cold and loads of sneezing.

Time to drop off:

1 empty Kleenex box
1 Ibuprofen pack with one tabbie - 200mg
1 broken thermometer
1 plastic spoon
1 Q tip
1 wastepaper basket, no bottom
1 scratched Cakeboard and a pack of Xmas cake crumbs
1 pudding bowl
1 old dog's dinner bowl, used in the Aga with burnt Pedigree
2 empty wine bottles plus a bonus of 1 empty Tokaji bottle
1 dead car battery

[queenofmean]

Oh dear DT I hope that you feel better soon :)

[tonyav]

Evening your Queenieship, A bucket of 'Hoolie' for me ( although it's pretty quiet in my neck of the woods at the moment ), the giant chess set sounds like it could be fun I remember they used to have one in the Prisoner tv show.
For the rofl I have a bag of mixed nuts ( only the hazel nuts left ! ), one box of Christmas crackers ( bangers got damp somehow ) and a cooked Turkey breast and legs missing.

[nungate]

Just popping in for a moment, you have set things up beautifully. I expect you will have visitors soon. Chubb has opened the gates, be is very efficient that way.
Will look in again, thank you for being in charge tonight, my headache appreciates it
Mum x

[tonyav]

Evening DT, sorry to see that your suffering with a Christmas cold, worst present ever imo.
Tony eyes the car battery.

[queenofmean]

Evening Tony, its reasonably quiet here at the moment but I believe we are in for another round soon, as if we haven't had enough already!

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Queenie, having tv problems and forgot the time.
For rifling I have an empty sellotape holder, box of bent drawing pins, roll of silver curl ribbon which refuses to curl and a selection of dead batteries.
A Hoolie sounds fun if Plant is not too busy.
Hi DT. Bless You in advance.

[tonyav]

Evening nungate, headache !, hangover maybe ?.

[tonyav]

Evening, Daisy. I think everyone is having tv problems ( they keep on showing rubbish all the time ).

[queenofmean]

Evening Daisy (Igor sends his best)

Plant will be...oh no he's gave you one...enjoy :)

[tonyav]

Whens the next round of hoolie due in, Queenie.

[queenofmean]

its not a hangover Tony, its been lurking for a few days sadly

[queenofmean]

Tomorrow or Monday or something....I was too bleary eyed trying to stuff my face with Toast this morning to pay too much attention to the weatherperson

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Tony. Best Wishes to Igor. Take it easy nungate. Yes, Plant has obliged.

[tonyav]

its not a hangover Tony, its been lurking for a few days sadly

Right, the pressures of Christmas then for a guess, hope it go's away soon.

[queenofmean]

Phew Daisy I'm glad I'm hoping he will be passing with a plate of food soon I'm feeling a bit peckish

[DTCwordfan]

tomorrow night into Monday down here and Wednesday.....poor things in the SE - gather Tunbridge is now known as Venice-on-Wells.

[excelsior-1]

may the great bird if the galaxy bestow seasonal blessings upon this magnificent abode, and allow a poor weary traveller to enter


my offerings for the raffle are as follows:-

three packets of vacuum packed space rations
my flight suit from my first mission
one second hand astro-droid
four spare thermal tiles
my flight manual (translated into romulan)

may i please take a tailcock with me to the hot tub?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2dCWZ92ew

[tonyav]

A draw again today, Daisy, I think our manager is probably on thin ice now !.