Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is on hand for the concealment of all cloaks, outer garments and broomsticks (please note aforementioned items are left at owners risk, we cannot guarantee the safe return of items left in Igor's care.)
As we maintain the Winter Olympics theme of the past few weeks, our Tailcock for tonight will be the "Icy Curl" (I wonder why.....?)
On our hot plate tonight we offer Steak and Ale pie with creamy mash, and peas. As always we have a selection of horses doovers, canopies and volly vonts, and on the pudding trolley Lemon and Sultana steamed sponge and custard (cream is also available)
The Minstrels are warming up in the Gallery (as usual) practising their Madrigals and toccattas, if you happen to be a music lover I'd advise against visiting the Music room this evening, the local hairy beardies folk singing group has been booked (not by me) and they will be performing traditional folk songs in there (no doubt wearing aran pullovers and one hand clasped firmly over one ear) In the ballroom we have DJ Funky Freddie for those members wishing to dance ............. (who booked these guys?)
Again I must remind members that the Bungee is not in operation until the spring and the hot tub has been relocated down to the dungeons by the indoor swimming pool. (mini bar too) The ice rink is still available for use as is the ski slope and the "sliding" track thingy - loads of trays for sliding too!
The library is fully stocked, and a lovely fire burns in the hearth, we also have all the latest magazines and periodicals for members use too, in fact I understand that we have the latest edition of "Mechanics for Lady Embroiderers" hot off the press.... there is a nice fire in the snug too for members wishing a quieter evening, the games room is primed and ready for those wishing to play. Be aware that strip tiddlywinks is strictly forbidden.
Anyone wishing to go for a wander in the conservatory is reminded not to feed the triffid.
Apologies have been received from Daisynonna who will not be in attendance this evening (Igor is devastated!) due to receiving a better offer but she has sent her spare broom Ernie with an offering for the rofl in the shape of and LP by the Dutch College Swing Band ............. mmm yeess!
Speaking of the rofl, I have to offer
2 door handles (broken)
Box of felt tip pens (all dry)
Pair of speed skates (thank you Elise, you wuz robbed!!!)
Year's subscription to Cow Puncher's Weekly

Would members please note anyone wishing to stay overnight in the guest suites in the West Wing should inform Belle ahead of time so that the suites can be prepared

A warm welcome awaits all who enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[Igor61]

Your nice cold drink Madame Anne, I put in in a crystal glass, I think you would prefer that to a bucket, a littel more refined perhaps?

[tonyav]

Right, I thought that it probably was, nungate, why the olive oil then, Queenie, was your belly button sore ?.

[queenofmean]

it was to try soften/dissolve the build up Tony

[anneasquith]

igor that very kind of you, truth is I have never used a bucket for anything. I must say you look quite attractive tonight igor, funny ive never notice before.

[tonyav]

Right, I understand now, Queenie.

[Psybbo]

Thank you nungate for a lovely evening and best wishes queenie, off on my broomstick xxx

[tonyav]

Probably those shiny chains of his, anne !.

[tonyav]

G'night then, Psybbo.

[anneasquith]

antiseptic cream ?

[nungate]

Goodnight then Sibs, glad to see that Igor at least found one of the things he concealed

[queenofmean]

Night night Sib xx

[queenofmean]

Anybody here.......

[nungate]

after a fashion, not feeling too good at the mo, may need a lie down :-}

[tonyav]

Have you knocked three times on the table, Queenie ?.

[anneasquith]

yes, im looking out for igor, id like a little snack with my ginger beer,

[anneasquith]

are you issed again nungate ?

[tonyav]

Well you may feel a bit better for a lie down, nungate.

[queenofmean]

I've been hammering on the floor of my chamber tony....Sib left and it all went quiet :(

[nungate]

I don't actually drink much Anne so it's not that (on too many meds anyway) Have been having a lot of tummy trouble since my doc changed my meds, feel a bit nauseous and hot and cold at the same time, it will pass .................. eventually

[anneasquith]

'' ibe been hammering on my floor with the chamber pot. does it require emptying ?