Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

I'm having a lot of computer trouble, tonight I am working on it. Have asked Daisy if she can act as host - very very short notice. Please be patient we'll get the club going as soon as we can - I'm hoping Igor can help

thanks
Nungate

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, I know you brought some volleys with you. May I have some with a bucket of Doozy?k

[DaisyNonna]

How did I manage to lose a thousand?

[Igor61]

Of course Madame Daisy, I shall be right along with you, we just popped the vollys in the oven to warm them through

[DaisyNonna]

Did Andy Murray need them? Would hate to deprive him.

[Igor61]

I'm sure Mr Murray could manage his own volleys, once he's back to full fitness

[DaisyNonna]

If you have the time Igor, do visit the cellar. There are some lovely Daisy Chains kept on the wall.

[Igor61]

That would be very interesting Madame Daisy, I like to think of my self as a bit of an afficionado

[tonyav]

Anything else down in the cellar, Daisy ?.

[nungate]

I heard that there might be something nasty in the wood shed ...... could be a cockerel .....................

[DaisyNonna]

You might have to sidestep uncle Nelson (he likes the cupboard under the stairs when he is feeling brave) but there are quite a few bottles of wine. Unfortunately a few years ago the cellar was infested by a paper mite who devoured parts of labels and I am not sure quite what is what.

[tonyav]

Tony, avoids the wood shed !.
Don't worry Daisy, it's more fun if you don't know what your drinking.

[DaisyNonna]

The woodshed? That's only Jackie. She wanted to be a lumber person back in the 19th century but there was a great deal of opposition. She went to Holland and caught Dutch Elm Disease. Came home and expired in the woodshed. None to touch her for chopping logs though. She hated maths.

[nungate]

Ignorance is bliss then Tony?

Well the old lappy seems to be behaving, and Queenie is home from her date - she told me he's nice ....

[Igor61]

I hated maths too Daisy, is it possible to be dyslexic with numbers? They seem such a jumble, and I never quite understood how a, b and c could be in maths

[DaisyNonna]

OK, I can take a hint. What would you like to drink Tony?
Anything I can get for you nungate?
How is Queenie tonight?
Have been thinking of getting the unicycles motorised. Perhaps she could help?

[tonyav]

Well done, nungate, did you give it a scan or a smack with a tree pound claw hammer ?.

[nungate]

working on the premise that you can catch more flies with sugar than vinegar, I spoke sweetly to it and when that didn't work I turned nasty!
more effective!

[nungate]

Reckon I need to think about a replacement though

[tonyav]

Ah, so you used the old good cop bad cop trick on it then, nungate, they always crack in the end.

[tonyav]

Thanks, Daisy, I think I'll try one of those labelless bottles !.