Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers and the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance waiting to collect your coats, cloaks and broomsticks for concealment in a variety of crooks and nannies around the Towers, known only to him members should note that al personal belongings are left at their own risk, we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of the evening, though members might wish to check the lost property office for anything that has gone astray recently
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Daffy Dilly", nothing better for a "jaundiced" look at life!
Our hot plate special tonight comes in the form of a Chinese Banquet, all your favourite take out Chinese dishes are available for members to make their selections, so get your chopsticks ready...... keeping to our Chinese theme, on the pudding trolley we have apple and banana fritters, and ice cream. It would not be a true MOFC evening without the world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers for tempt you...
As usual, the Minstrels are up in the Gallery in the Great Hall, preparing their customary selection of madrigals and toccattas for our delight and entertainment....................yeh right! For those members wishing to trip the light fantastic, down in the ballroom we have secured the services of the Bert Campfire big band complete with two of the Dagenham Lady Pipers, to ensure our evening goes with a swing!
The bungee is well secured on the topmost Tower ready for the most daring of members, and at the top of the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar, on a clear day you can see forever! Again, the maze and gardens are open for members wishing an evening stroll, (the head gardener is particularly proud of his spring bulbs this year) the race track is at the ready and the cars all fuelled up and ready to go!
Within the confines of the Towers, our well stocked library is open for those members who prefer a quiet time, the indoor pool down in the dungeon is still missing his friend the hot tub and would welcome any member wishing a swim (we do have a selection of swim wear for members to use). Members should also note that if they enter the conservatory they are requested not to feed the triffid, as feeding it out of season can be annoying.
Since I forgot to make the draw for last weeks rofl the prizes have been held over until tonight, tickets can be had from Belle in the vestibule.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[nungate]

sometimes Daisy, lots of lapping in this household

[tonyav]

Two laps of the track, Daisy, not cat lapping !.

Igor, are my trousers ready yet ?, only the woman are complaining.

[DaisyNonna]

Lap - the upper surface of the thighs. Two laps? sounds naughty.

[Igor61]

Didn't the Masters trousers fit Tony sir?

[tonyav]

It does if your a naughty gal, Daisy !.


No Igor, they keep falling down I'm afraid.

[Igor61]

time for belt and braces, I shall be back soon....

[DaisyNonna]

When did my get up and go got up and went? Family all excited. Me, shattered.

[DaisyNonna]

Belt up and brace yourself Igor?

[nungate]

I've been looking for my get up and go for ages now Daisy, if you find yours could you see if mine is there too?


Igor is a keep all bases covered sort of chap - likes to make sure nothing untoward can happen - if the belt goes the braces can take the strain and vice versa!

[tonyav]

Daisy, you'll be just fine once you get under way tomorrow.

[Igor61]

Madame the staff are assembled, I await your orders.

[nungate]

Thank you Igor, make sure they have something to eat and drink before they start the chores will you? I shall let you know when I want them to start

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Tony. Something gentle on Mamya's thread please.
Lekker slaap Tony, Nun and Igor.

[nungate]

Just think when you get back you will need a wee holiday to recover from your wee holiday! I always feel like that. It's the hanging around when you are all ready and waiting to go that gets you

[tonyav]

Thanks Igor, the belt and braces seem to be working thank gawd, the mutts are leaving me alone now.

[Jeza]

Not been here before, am I too late. (not read any of the thread.)

[nungate]

Oh you are away then Daisy? Well good night, sleep well and have a lovely time, give my love to Montmartre won't you?

[tonyav]

Consider it done, Daisy. Have a great time Daisy, enjoy yourself.

[tonyav]

Hello Jeza, two questions 1) are you over 50 ?, 2) are you mad ? lol.

[nungate]

No Jeza, there's still time to join in. Lovely to see you again. I think it's just me and Tony though, Daisy has had to go se has a big day tomorrow.
We've ben talking about it and I am pea green with envy as she is going off to one of my most favourite places - Paris!