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nungate | 19:20 Sat 26th Apr 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Just as I was about to post the laptop did a "thing" and I lost everything!
So come on in everybody, Igor is at the door waiting to gather up all your coats and cloaks and broomsticks so he can hide them all over the Towers.
Queenie sends her regrets, she won't be joining us this evening her dad has taken her to a speedway meeting to cheer her up a bit
The Tailcock for tonight is the "Sunny Evening"
The hot plate special tonight is a Toad in the Hole with onion gravy (Frank the minion went on a toad hunt and every one he caught went into tonight's dish) as always there are the world famous, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies and on our pudding trolley there we have a tarte tatin with whipped cream.
The Minstrels have got in again and they are already up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas. For members wishing to dance we have engaged the services of the Wilf Bumstead Swing Band and they will be playing down in the Ball Room. All our usual entertainments are available to members, the indoor pool, the bungee, hot tub, and library are all open to members and as we are now into warmer weather and lighter evenings we have opened up te gardens and grounds for members wishing to explore the Towers surroundings, we have even cleared the paths leading down to the beach, and although the water is a tad on the cold side it is still very pleasant to sit and watch the sun set.
For the rofl I offer:
1 defunct washer dryer
1 defunct chest freezer
1 defunct upright freezer (they all died at once)
Packaging from replacement freezer and washer (an expensive week! we may eat again sometime in August)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

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Yabadabadoo, I've won three pairs of high heeled shoes.
Got the brolly! Now need the vase.
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mmmm noice Tony (imagine Kenneth Williams)
Oi nungate, I ain't going round the horn lol.
Whenever I read text and come across a double entendre I whip it out immediately.

My colleagues went into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.
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why not Tony? I used to go there every Monday on BBC Radio 4 extra until they run out of shows
A couple of crackers there, BigMac.

Around the horn was very funny, nungate.
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Has to be my all time favourite radio show, Mr N bought me some cd's of the shows, I liked Julian and Sandy best
Crackers? And cheese? Pickle?
Mmmmm, sounds nice, Daisy.
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there are till some crackers left over from Tuesday nights soiree, and thre is definitely cheese and pickle in the fridge
Right, thats supper sorted then, nungate, thanks.
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we aim to please Tony
Yes please. Supposed to avoid cheese, but it is Saturday. If I'm going to have nightmares about the ballroom, best to blame it on the cheese.
Yes, this ballroom thing is a real mystery isn't it.
Come clean nungate, is there a ghost in the ballroom?
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But Daisy, I thought you enjoyed your time on the dance floor with yur mystery partner, it could have been one of the many gentlemen who live and work at the Towers, there's the chef, tapster, mixolgist, the head gardener,Greengrass, or Plant his assistant, even Chubb who looks after the locks and security , maintenance staff and kitchens all of whom have been vetted an checked both by Mr N, Igor and myself, I do hope I have settled your mind and you won't have nightmares......
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We do have a couple of ghosts but they don't haunt the ball room, having said that they do turn up in unexpected places
Yes, I did enjoy myself nun, always want to solve a mystery.
Daisy, just put it down to a tall dark handsome stranger that swept you off your feet one lovely night at the towers.

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