Groan Many Times Over

[Groupie]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he
got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.......
However, he was captured only two rues away when his van ran out of diesel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he
replied,
''Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.''
''I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.''

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else....
I sent it to you because I know I had nothing Toulouse .

[berniecuddles]

very good lol

[frugalfred]

Puns in FRENCH - wow! Gloriously funny!

[marval]

lol I am having a Pissarro at that joke.

[frugalfred]

A long walk to the public conveniences - to loos le trek.

[DaisyNonna]

Is it the open Cezanne for jokes?

[chris1957au]

I'm a ''turner''
in my grave at this

[weecalf]

Call a constable did some one ,munch excitement there .

[waterboatman]

ouch!

[Svejk]

they called a constable but a sargent turned up.

[JonnyBoy12]

If the cost of fuel was too high in France he could have bought some of it on Hire Purchase. That would not stop him complaining, though. He would still be a 'Moaner Leasor'!