Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance, eagerly waiting for members to arrive so he may relieve them of their coats, cloaks and broomsticks ready for their concealment in a variety of places throughout the Towers known only to himself (members are reminded that their items are left at their own risk and the management cannot guarantee their safe retrieval at the end of our revels)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Black Cloud" as I am currently under one my team having thrown away their chance of a title this season. Roll on season 2014/15 and better things!
Our Hot Plate Special Tonight will be roast chicken with all the usual trimmings, of course there will also be our world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley tonight we have Lemon Meringue pie, with strawberries fresh from our very own green houses, and whipped cream.
Members are welcome to try any and all of the facilities here at the Towers.
The indoor pool in the dungeons awaits his first swimmers (we have swimsuits available for those who didn't bring one with them, indoor pool doesn't approve of skinny dipping) The bungee is ready, with new elastics atop the highest Tower, (beware of the piranhas in the moat) and on the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar. Members are welcome to wander the grounds and gardens, and by the lake the rowing boats are ready for use, as is the race track, race cars are also prepared ready for members wishing to try their hand at racing. Indoors we have usual treats. Playing in the Ballroom tonight are Alf Rodrigues and his Latin Banditos, for members who might fancy tripping the light fantastic, later on we may have some karaoke. Yet again the Minstrels have managed to circumvent the security measures and are setting up to give us the usual fare of madrigals and toccattas! how are they managing to get in?
Members are requested not to feed the Triffid in the conservatory, but we have left out some fruit etc. for the spider monkey who may come down to be fed by hand. This and many other treats are available to members. Why not have a stroll down to the stables and meet the Llamas, alpacas and Spot the Zebra? We also have nice little herd of goats who were left with us for a brief spell but who are still with us and have multiplied! We're keeping the babies!

for the rofl tonight I offer:
a back four defence with more holes in it than my kitchen sieve
a referee in need of a guide dog (there's no way that goal was offside!)
and a
very large boot for booting the backsides of players who are in need of a good boot up the proverbial!

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals though if anyone from A Madrid looks near, the cannons have been loaded


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

No need for needles or drips. Your choice.

[tonyav]

Daisy, is there anything that you would like for me to put on Mamya's thread for you ?.

[queenofmean]

It's all the bloods that need doing during pregnancy. I read in a leaflet I picked up at the hospital that diabetics will be put straight on a drip - hell no was my response and I stand by that. I also refuse to have an epidural too

[queenofmean]

Tony...if I may can you pop one on for me too?

[DaisyNonna]

Don't believe everything you read. If you are worried about this go talk to your doctor. Epidurals are elective. Early days, but you are right in not wanting to commit yourself without knowing all the facts.

[tonyav]

No problem, Queenie, what would you like ?.

[DaisyNonna]

'The Last Time I saw Paris' please Tony.
Lekker slaap, totsiens. Best wishes to you both, send my regards to nun.

[queenofmean]

Thank you Daisy, I think after 7 lumbar punctures and growing up with my spine out of alignment I don't want any needles near my back. I will take everything else that's going though.

Tony could I have Mika's Love Today - I really did love today :) thank you

[tonyav]

No problem, Daisy, and good night sleep tight.

[queenofmean]

Aww night night Daisy. I will pass on your wishes :) see you soon :)

[tonyav]

Will do Queenie.

[queenofmean]

Thank you tony. Think it's my bedtime soon too. I shall go tell Igor to assemble the staff and give the towers a spruce

[DaisyNonna]

Don't you just love evergreen trees?

[nungate]

just popped back to say good night! Still having my toes tweaked by best beloved! I really must start thinking about having regular pedicures it's not fair having him do it for me all the time! BTW Queenie what do you mean "poor Dad" I was the one who did all the hard work etc.

[tonyav]

Yes, Daisy.

G'night then, Queenie.

[tonyav]

BTW Queenie what do you mean "poor Dad" I was the one who did all the hard work etc.


LOL, nungate, dads work hard to you know.

[nungate]

yeh right Tony .................

[tonyav]

Doh, she's got the manual out again !.

[queenofmean]

The hunt for black pudding is the poor dad!

[nungate]

it was a Sunday, not many shops open back then, had to travel about 10 miles to get some, besides he was more than fine about it, anything nungate wanted nungate got! (except the velux windows cleaned when I was pregnant - still waiting 26 years later!)

Everyone loves a manual Tony!