Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers.
Igor is waiting by the main entrance to assist members with their coats cloaks and broomsticks, though in this pleasant warm weather he may only have to conceal broomsticks this evening.
In view of the pleasantness of the evening, I think we should all adjourn to the beach and hold our meeting there. Plant has set up the barbecue and
the coals are glowing beautifully ready for the goodies we have ready to toss on the grill. There are steaks, burgers, chicken, hot dogs you name it we probably will have it ready to barbecue, there is also a wide variety of salads and other side dishes, not forgetting the famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. We have also requested the presence of Toni the Ice Man and his ice cream truck - 99's all round tonight!
Later the Tone Deafs will be playing, and they have set up a makeshift stage on the beach and will be playing a variety of summer time hits from days gone by............. the Minstrels can set up in the gallery with their usual madrigals and tocattas but they will only be playing to the portraits on the walls as we shall all be down by the sea, paddling! (one of these days I'll find out how they are getting in!) For those members not wishing to indulge themselves by the sea, the gardens are looking particularly pretty and we have set up a marquee in the grounds serving suppers and there will also be a mobile disco arriving later for dancing!
There are plenty of other outdoor diversions for our members, the race track is just waiting for racers to grab a cars for a few circuits of the track,
the maze is open too (keep turning left) We have just opened up the pink grotto to visitors, George the Dragon having gone on his holidays means members are permitted a peek at his far from humble home (just do not touch his treasure otherwise he will be back in a heartbeat, and I prefer guests ungrilled!)
As part of our usual fare the library is open to members as is the gym, indoor pool and other various diversions. It is a bit too warm in the conservatory but the Triffid is thriving, and the spider monkey is enjoying the extra heat.
I hope Queenie will be along later to tell us of the bit of excitement we had earlier on this week - which I found quite funny - she didn't!
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Half a dozen cardboard boxes (empty)
1 metre black fabric with gold stars (project didn't work!)
another bag of odd socks......

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Panic not nun, we all have days like that.

[tonyav]

Evening all, I had a glitch once, your nungateship, used to keep biting me so had to have it rehomed. Wow what a journey, that broom Indie can really move !, the sonic boom as we flew over Lichfield made the cathedral bells ring.
Igor, my usual bucket if you please.

[nungate]

So true Daisy, I don't want to have to resort to the kindle - takes forever to type something and the predictive on it is a nightmare!

[Igor61]

Evening Tony sir, your bucket. I had it ready in anticipation of your arrival.
I felt a disturbance in the air...............

[tonyav]

Two empty coconut halves, Daisy, you could make one of those tropical bra's.

[nungate]

Hi Tony, hows you this fine evening? You gotta watch those sonic booms you know, they hurt if you run into one!

[tonyav]

Thanks, Igor, I wonder if I could trouble you with asking for a couple of those burgers.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Tony. Glad you are having fun but we broom users are really trying to keep a low profile these days (or nights). No point in giving THEM an opportunity to tax us.

[tonyav]

I fine, thanks your nungateship, hope all is well at the towers.
Yeah, the sonic boom broom is something else.

[Igor61]

Do you want the full works Tony, sir? Or just some condiments on a toasted roll?

[nungate]

Things are well enough Tony, the "lovebirds" are watching a speedway grand prix, though I suspect one of them isn't all that keen on speedway!
As for everything else, things are moving a lot of "food for thought"

[tonyav]

Hi Daisy, know what you mean about the tax, I will try and be a bit more discreet in future. It's because this broom flying is so new and exciting to me.

[DaisyNonna]

Prefer my lingerie rather more comfortable thanks. Silk is good.
What is it with my underwear tonight?

[tonyav]

Food for thought, mmmmm, interesting nungate.

Errrrrm yes please Igor, just a few condiments on a toasted roll, however please remember to take the mustard out of the jar this time !.

[Igor61]

I did apologise for that error

[tonyav]

Yes so you did, Igor.


Just thought that you would look like one of those gals from the musical South Pacific, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

May be a tad too mature for that Tony.
Younger than springtime? More like a Winter Wonderland.

[tonyav]

Don't forget the happy talk though, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Do excuse me, bit of a bad day.

[tonyav]

You ok, Daisy ?.