Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers, after a busy (and for some painful) week, time for all Mad Over Fifties to come on down, take off their corsets and relax! Igor is by the entrance eagerly anticipating the arrival of our guests in order for him to stash away their outer garments and broom sticks for concealment around the Towers (who knows if they will ever be seen again!)
Tonight's Tailcock is the "Monsoon" well named and under current weather conditions here at the Towers, most appropriate.
As a result of the inclement weather we have decided to cancel all of our outdoors events this evening, sadly there will be no racing on the race track, or bonfires on the beach, guests may wish to wander around the grounds if they so desire just be sure to take an umbrella from stand by the main entrance.......
Of course the indoor pool is available for members, who may borrow swimwear if they have not brought their own, (members ought to remember that indoor pool does not approve of skinny dipping), as it is under cover, the hot tub is bubbling away nicely on the North Tower and his little friend the mini bar has been restocked and is awaiting his first visitors. The bungee is also ready for use just be careful not to bounce too close to the moat, the piranhas haven't been fed yet today (it's on Igor's list of things to do).
Our hot plate special tonight is meatballs in red wine sauce, (a house speciality) served on a bed of steaming pasta! We also have a delicious selection of volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have an orange chocolate mousse, and of course, whipped cream!
In view of the nasty weather we have decided to open up our home cinema, tonight we will be showing that film classic The Maltese Falcon, and a short programme of Bugs Bunny cartoons (Nungate's favourite movie actor)
Club members who wish to dance are invited to the Ballroom to throw some shapes to the music of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs. I am delighted to announce that I have finally managed to keep those Minstrels out of the Gallery and out of the Towers, so members will not be subjected to their tired old madrigals and toccattas! Members are also invited to make full use of all the facilities here at the Towers, we have a well stocked library, which has all the latest magazines and periodicals, from Knitting for
Nuclear Physicist to Quantum Mechanics for the Home Cook! Our fully equipped gym is suffering from a lack of use and our fitness trainer has been terribly depressed from having no one but our chef Scoff to put through his paces (sadly Scoff is still the same size and weight....) All of this and more awaits members, so come on in and join the fun!

For the rofl tonight I offer:
4 fence posts,
a load of old fencing
half a dozen plastic plant pots

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[Igor61]

Quiet around here this evening Madame, isn't it?

[nungate]

you could say that Igor, I think the weather may be a contributory factor, so wet outside

[DTCwordfan]

Partly my network adapter too, think I need a new one.....it's a pain in the rear as I am having to restart frequently, troubleshoot in between - seems to be worse at the w/end.....strangely so.

[nungate]

both Igor and I are having trouble with our respective machines, his has been going on longer than mine though. I keep losing the pages very frustrating

[DTCwordfan]

I've no idea what could cause that!

[DaisyNonna]

Is it safe yet? Another bucket please.
I have just been chased around the gym by the fitness trainer. I have no fitness to be trained. I know I was going up the wall, but up the wall bars? Could see nothing through the window ladder although I saw a beam from the trainer. Who is he? He wanted me to box and then to pommel a horse. I crashed on the may. I thought I knew the ropes but after that I am afraid that I got on my high horse. What a shower!
Rather have a Monsoon.

[nungate]

I am seriously thinking about getting a new laptop, well I'll consider after our Cardiff trip, and a new rug and a second freezer.........unless I get real mad and fling this thing at the wall, then all bets are off!

[Psybbo]

Good evening, nungate, Igor, Daisy and DTC. For the rifle some hair grips, broken pegs, coat hangers and a veil for Daisy. A monsoon please Igor

[DaisyNonna]

Nothing in latest posts between 21.09 and my post.

[Igor61]

That fitness trainer does go a bit overboard, Madame Daisy, I'll fetch you a bucket to aid your recovery from the trauma you've just undergone

Plant, go give that trainer some calm down pills would you?

[nungate]

Hello Sibs, lovely to see you here again. Such a selection for he rofl, I only hope I remember to pull it - getting to be so forgetful. Can I have Igor fetch you something?

[Psybbo]

Having come from a monsoon today, this one will be much better, thanks

[Igor61]

Madame Sib, this Monsoon will bring the colour back to your pale cheeks, this weather has been so harsh

[DaisyNonna]

Evening sibs. Sorry about your weather. Hebe informs ne that it is still not raining in Sussex.

[queenofmean]

hello all

[nungate]

I propose a move to Sussex.............................maybe next time then...

[Psybbo]

Evening Queenie, why are you here? xxx

[DaisyNonna]

Er, thought she lived here.

[nungate]

I can answer for her Sibs, she's not at her lappy just now, first the boyfriend has gone off on a "man" date (don't ask) the speedway was cancelled owing to the weather, and the help she was to give one of our neighbours at an event tonight was cancelled. Though not necessarily in the order I've given.......Queenie, explain properly....

[Psybbo]

Ah, thanks nungate, just thought she should be out enjoying herself