Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers.
Igor is at the door waiting to welcome you all, be careful if he offers to take care of your coats, and cloaks and broomsticks, you may never see them again.
Tonight's Tailcock is the Big Bertha, an anticipatory sort of brew.....
The running buffet has become firm favourite and will be running round the Towers yet again this evening - try and catch it if you can! For those members who are less fit (or just lazy) we have set up a nice supper in the snug. There you will find sorts of goodies as well as our world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
As we still have a semblance of pleasant weather, we can indulge in some out door activities this evening, there are some pleasant walks around the rose garden, and the lake, we can stroll down to the beach (water is a tad cold and not really suitable paddling) The outdoor pool is heated so anyone who would like to go swimming can borrow a swimsuit.
Our favourite local band, The Tone Deafs have gone off on a tour of the Outer Hebrides so we have engaged the services of DJ Bernard for dancing down in the ballroom. All our usual facilities are available for members use so come on in and join the party
A warm welcome awaits who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Jensen?

[DaisyNonna]

Not something I keep beside me in the event of its usefulness DT.

[tonyav]

Interceptor, Daisy built in West Brom don't you know.


I have always got WD40 to hand, it's my favorite aftershave.

[DaisyNonna]

Heard of it Tony, sounds very male.

[nungate]

saw one being rebuilt on Wheeler Dealers on Discovery channel the other day. Super cars - easy to get the parts - the company that took over kept all the tooling machinery so they can always make spares, they also have the records for every car that was built

[tonyav]

They were a beautiful car, nungate. Used the Chrysler 440 ci engine ( 7.5 litre ) they sound terrific.

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
Heard of it Tony, sounds very male.


It is Daisy, good for underarm use to. My arms never squeak.

[nungate]

One of my favourites, though if I ever won the lottery I'd want a Morgan in British Racing green and only Mr.N would be allowed to drive it (I don't drive)

[tonyav]

Nice car, nungate. Also not to great a distance from me, Morgan are built in Malvern.

[nungate]

Well then, we can send you across to place the order - don't hold your breath though!

[DaisyNonna]

Morgan! Now you are talking my language. A boyfriend had one, yes, BRG.
Bliss!

[BigMac]

Stopping in briefly. Would love a bucket, Igor.

For the rofl:
packet of wedding invitaions (used; suit couple with initials R and C);
my Mum's pinny - apparently not needed by touring Indian XI; and
football-filtering glasses, valid until end of cricket season.

Will be back in September, touch wood.

[tonyav]

No probs, nungate. I'll sort your order out.

What about the boyfriend with the Primrose Yellow Sunbeam, Daisy. Not as good as a Morgan !.

[DaisyNonna]

Variety is the spice of life Tony.

[Igor61]

Pardon my tardiness Big Mac sir, slight problem in the kitchen. I have your Bucket ready now.

[DTCwordfan]

sorry about that, yes, nungate.......

[tonyav]

Evening Big Mac, good to see you Tony wonders who he knows that is getting married with the initials R and C.

Very true, Daisy.

[nungate]

will write tomorrow, maybe even later tonight depending on when Mr. N. gets home from work

[Igor61]

The initials are all wrong for this household ..... do you think it might be noticed if they were amended or changed somehow? Don't know about Madame but "Sir" might be pleased at any small saving ......

[tonyav]

LOL, Igor tell Sir that I have some correction fluid should it be required !.