Friday Tomfoolery

[DTCwordfan]

Your challenge this evening is to take your favourite film, tv programme or song titles and substitute in the expression, "Sausages" (or Sausage or a derivative of the meaty tube)- hopefully a good selection of idiotic suggestions for BA.

For example, "Sausages on the Wing (Pink Floyd), Local Sausage (Mark Knopfler), "Dominick the Salami" (Christmas Song), "I Left My Chorizo in San Francisco" (Tony Bennett), or "Sex in the Sausage."

Get the idea?

[shaneystar2]

It's Thursday today , not Friday you silly sausage :)

[DTCwordfan]

Of course it is.....well....!

[marval]

Chitty Chitty Bangers

[Svejk]

Banger UXB.

[DTCwordfan]

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Sausage......

[Mamyalynne]

The Old Chipolata Shop

[Sipowicz]

Cumberland gap.

[Mamyalynne]

♫ He ain't heavy, he's my Bratwurst ♫

[paulllambert]

The Salami Redemption

[Peter Pedant]

Naughty sausage ?

[AlwaysConfused]

Romancing the sausage

[Peter Pedant]

Hi dtc nice to see you back
good challenge

I thought we rather over did it last night on
what did Lady Di say to Philae when she met it...

[lardhelmet]

I want to ride my saveloy

[trt]

Bohemian Banger.......Queen!

[DTCwordfan]

Tonyav's Sausages(2009)

User Review - IMDb

"Tonyav Sausages" is an in-depth look at an AB serial user and his everyday life. Tony is always in trouble, and this leads to him being mistreated by the majority of AB ladies who like to out him in goat sheds from the Lizard to Cumberland to a certain Edinburgh sausage burger where he is fed on Chipolatas.

Tonyav manages to gather sympathy throughout the film as he just so happens to encounter a lot of scrummy AB people. These people generate no sympathy for themselves, but not in a bad way. There are some terrible scenes as Tonyav has a perverse fascination with Aston Vienna Sausages

The film seems to suggest that we should all just be decent human beings and live in perfect harmony instead of the frying pan. There's no harm in saying "hello" on GMEB or having rational discussions, as Tonyav is out at work filling in his sausages. It's the negativity on AB aimed at Tonyav that fuels his actions, mainly in dismantling ABers sausage vehicles. Peter Bratwurst gives a brilliant performance and carries Tonyav, realistically, through a wide range of scenarios, from unprovoked boudin arguments, to awkward AB food and drink questions and on into the casserole of his goat sheds, the last question being 'Is there a Goat Sausage out there?'.

A little, but well executed and black pudding of a film."

[DTCwordfan]

Hi Peter - I was never gone....but yes there were a couple of *** removes.

[lardhelmet]

Paint Your Kielbasa

[choux]

You've got to prick a sausage or two

You aint nothing but a hot dog

Haggis, don't make it bad
Take a sausage and make it peppered
Remember to let her into your offal
Then you can start to make it battered

[Postdog]

Friday?

[bibblebub]

bring me the chipolata of Alfredo Garcia