Advance Notice - "the Village" Finale

[mrs_overall]

The final installment of the Christmas blockbuster "Life in the Village" (also known as The Answerbank Radio Show, also known as the mad ramblings of an insane woman with an unhealthy interest in mackerel and rubber hand protectors from the wilds of North Yorkshire) will be aired on here tomorrow (Christmas Eve).
Find out who is really having a party in the village hall and who molested Talbot (the lisping gardener/tree feller who is rubbish with a chain saw but who is very good at trimming the bushes of several elderly ladies in the village).
Find out if Tonyav sustains further injuries
Find out if Murraymints (Ladies World Wrestling Champion 1984) finally gets to use her baseball bat
There is room in the auditorium for all but will the people in the cheap seats please refrain from eating loud comestibles and throwing orange peel at their betters.
Light refreshments will be available from the Humbersloop Hot Slop concession
After the performance there will be a free poetry recital from the Poet in Residence,Mr DTC. As the auditorium caretaker/janitor/cloakroom attendant Mr Aelmpvw wants to get home early to watch "The History of Urinals Through the Ages", the poetry reading will be held in a nearby venue with limited audience room (the telephone kiosk outside the back door).
Your company is eagerly awaited at the hottest event of the year

[aelmpvw]

thanks for the kind mention, i was about to announce that i most certainly do not have a lisp ...

[mrs_overall]

I know you don't have a lisp, and I am certainly not going to mention any of your genuine arresting physical defects on here for all and sundry to see!

[mazie]

Will there be Mince pies?

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[shoota]

You been on the sherry girl?

[mrs_overall]

Sorry mazie, I have no say over the catering. My artistic temperament means I have delegated to Humber

[Psybbo]

Waves quietly, hoping not to be noticed

[gness]

I'm not even going to wave, Psyb.......x

[Psybbo]

Gness, we'll just sit quietly and see who has to be bailed out tomorrow xx

[Slapshot]

Have you pair been leaving a trail of disaster through the village again???

[shoota]

Hey up, Slaps hot

[Psybbo]

Slap is my favourite flower, Shoota

[Slapshot]

Shoota... dont you go using Santa as a target mate ;0)

[murraymints]

will there be volly vonts ? can I wear my pink sparkly and boa ? and can I bring the Baileys ?

[Psybbo]

No Minty not until 25th

[jourdain2]

Do we get gold-deckle-edged invites..... breathless with anticipation! (Down girl!) Baggsie first in the phone booth!

[DTCwordfan]

OMG _ I am out for dinner. Depends on what time the show or the petrol fire goes up?

By the way, gollob has some cheap explosive going - 101.9p/litre if you believe that. Tony, watch it.....

[DTCwordfan]

and what happens on the 25th, other than the birth of some potential immigrant in Jordan - or is that Syria or Israel?

[Psybbo]

DT, I think it's n ABer's birthday, can't think who but it was my granny's

[mazie]

o:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Oq9CHblPU