The New Car For Women In 2016

[trt]

Good News Ladies :-)

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the ' Clitaurus '.

It comes in pink, and although the exterior appearance might vary, they're all pink on the inside.
The average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real *** to start in the morning even with mechanical starting devices! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and
horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year. Many prefer to just rent one occasionally especially when they are traveling out of town on business trips.

[Baldric]

Gosh! how do we know all this if it's not being introduced until next year
(2016)?

[jourdain2]

I started on an answer - then decided to keep out of this!

[Butterbun]

Go and boil your head..

[wolf63]

But do they smell nice? I like floral aromas, all nice and summery.


I can't drive though - but a girl can never have enough pink in her life.

[joggerjayne]

very good x

[Clanad]

Unique new car smell?

[mikey4444]

I take it that this new car will complete with a choke, so women can pull it all the way out, and hang their handbags on it ?

[wolf63]

Clanad, it needs to smell like Roses or similar.

Mikey, I have no idea what a choke is but the foot pedals need to be designed so that high heels don't get stuck under them.

I only had a couple of hundred driving lessons before I gave up but I do know that under the hood is all mucky - that has to change.

:-)

[mikey4444]

Wolfie...I can only admire you for having 200 lessons, before realising that driving wasn't for you !