I had a matchstick once in a sausage (burnt) at school, the matron well say that she had a banger over it.
The KFC down here got done for £5k for selling their Colonel Saunders chicken with 23 mixed spices to the Colonel Saunders secret recipe, except there were 24 ingredients. The family had their bucket take away and settled back to nosh into their Colonel Saunders chicken with 23 mixed spices to the Colonel Saunders secret recipe. One of them bit into their first piece to taste that delicious dried out chicken with their 23 mixed spices to the Colonel Saunders recipe to find that there was half, yes half, a mouse in it....... yummmm!