A good song for burglars?

[ledow]

I'm just writing a funny article for my blog and would like ideas for a good song to play to scare off a burglar. It sounds daft but I was just thinking of some. So far, I've got "Wanted", "Stop in the name of love" and mayb even "Rescue Me!".

Anyone come up with any better ones? And yes, I know any Spice Girls song would send any burglar packing but I'm looking for something a bit more satirical.

[ermintrude35]

"wanted dead or alive " -bon jovi

" i fought the law" - clash

"smooth criminal" ..maybe not?? - michael jackson

"sound of da police" - KRS

"caught by the fuzz" -supergrass

[snapdharlich]

Bob Dylan - Can you please crawl out your window.

I Still haven't Found what I'm looking for - The Chimes

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Stick that Fu**ing Phone up your ********* Arse.

I hear You knockin' - Dave Edwards

I've Been Waiting For You - David Bowie

Where Do you think you're going - Dire Straits

It's a Steal - Edwyn Collins

Watch Your Step - Elvis Costello

Are You Lonesome Tonight - Elvis

Lovely 2 C U - Goldfrapp

Move on Now - Hard fi

Main Offender - The Hives

Die, Allright - The Hives

Put Your Love in Me - Hot Chocolate (That'll really scare 'em)

Wanted Man - Johnny Cash

What Do You Want From Me - Pink Floyd

CRAZY FROG!!

[littleoldme]

R. Dean Taylor - There's A Ghost In My House

Style Council - Walls Come Tumbling Down

Catatonia - You've Got A Lot To Answer For

The Police (of course) - Every Breath You Take (I'll be watching you)

Hard-Fi - Stars Of CCTV

Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing

Jimmie Rodgers - In The Jailhouse Now (or Elvis' Jailhouse Rock, but that sounds too much like a good time)

[cherrybomb]

There coming to take you away haha - Napoleon XIV

Rubber Bullets- 10cc

Blockbuster - Sweet  

Kiss me Honey Honey Kiss me - Shirley Bassey

Build my Gallows High - Guy Mitchell

[cherrybomb]

Jailbreak - Thin lizzy

The night Chicago died - Paper lace

Busted - Bonzo dog band

I was framed - Cheech & Chong

Wicked Uncle Ernie - The Who

[whattheheck]

Cat Stevens - "I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun"