In A Pickle

[retrocop]

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory.
> For many years he had a powerful
> desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to
> stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the
> factory psychologist.
> After six months, the therapist gave
> up. He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it, or he would
> probably never have any peace of mind.
> The next
> day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary,
> became alarmed and wanted to know what had
> happened. Mickey tearfully confessed his
> tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He
> went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did
> it, and he was immediately fired.Mary gasped and ran over to her
> husband. She quickly yanked
> down
> his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely
> intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't
> understand. What about the pickle slicer?"Mickey
> replied, "I think she got fired,
> too."
>


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[-Talbot-]

o' dear...a bit of a disaster, retro!

[Butterbun]

LOL

[retrocop]

Talbot
Don't shoot the messenger. I only pass them on. :-)

[mrs.chappie]

It's an old 'un but it still made me laugh. :o)

[Quoi]

paddy pickler popped his penis in a pickle slicer.......

[lindapalmara]

LOL

[askyourgran]

Lol, I had a real good laugh at that one.

[EDDIE51]

When I heard this one it was 'The sausage stuffer'