Pet Schnauzer

[retrocop]

My neighbour found out that her pet Schnauzer could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

The vet discovered that the problem was hair in the dog's ears: he cleaned both ears, and then the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell my neighbour that if she wanted to stop this problem happening again, she should go to the chemists, buy some "Veet" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady dutifully went to the local chemists and bought some "Veet" hair remover.

When she went to pay for it, the pharmacist told her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

My neighbour said: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a few days."

My neighbour then got a bit annoyed and said: "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist replied: "Well, in that case... stay off your bicycle for about a week."