Naughty Terms For 'hide The Sausage'

[Zacs-Master]

Which is your favourite?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years

[shoota]

Park the poker...

[shoota]

'Orizontal joggin

[Zacs-Master]

Horizontal refreshment for me (not literally, of course).

[murraymints]

EEK !!

have no idea of what you speak !!!

[Zacs-Master]

Then let's meet and do some fadoodling!

[murraymints]

double EEK !!

[sandyRoe]

Making the beast with two backs.
In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another."

[shoota]

Wash the haggis....

[Zacs-Master]

No there'll only be one of us. Kinky.

[shoota]

Un petit frottage.

[sandyRoe]

Though what they were doing with bacon in the intimacy of the boudoir is anybody's guess.

[Zacs-Master]

Yours might be petite but mine is certainement grand.

[murraymints]

triple EEK ! lol

[Zacs-Master]

Now you're being greedy!

[EDDIE51]

Makin Bacon

[shoota]

Bury the boudin.

[ChillDoubt]

When in jovial mood I tend to look at the future Mrs ChillDoubt over my glasses and utter the immortal words:

"We make jiggy-jig, yes?", usually with a Russian accent, for some inexplicable reason.

[EDDIE51]

A bit of Pork Sword ,Mutton Dagger,or Beef bayonet.
A spot of 'how's your father'.

[ChillDoubt]

I've always smirked at 'doing a St George'(lancing the dragon).

[Zacs-Master]

Chill.....you smooth bas#}*d.