Bashing Biscuits....

[gness]

....well, we can't think of another name for it.

The girls and I decided to have a few days in the sunshine....this retirement lark is fun....

We bought three packets of chocolate topped biscuits......other stuff too of course.......wine and olives.......
When we opened the biscuits each had a letter of the alpahabet stamped into the chocolate on top.....so.......
We tucked into the olives and began a game with the biscuits......
The Rude Word Biscuit game was a nono because there are no vowels....all we could think of was.....Snap!...aka....Biscuit Bashing.......
We are now five ladies......two bottles of red......a dish of olives and a table full of biscuit crumbs.... :-)

[sunny-dave]

My auto corrector just changed biscuit to bishop ....

[gness]

I did have an accident with a Bishop once, Dave....buy me a pint and I'll tell you.....x

[sunny-dave]

Stinking Bishop or Bishop's Finger?

[Gavmacp]

Is bashing biscuits a euphemism?

[Sir Alec]

When we were kids, my sister, two cousins and I had a midnight feast.
There was one of those biscuits topped with coconut left that nobody wanted, so I danced on it. Great fun!

[sunny-dave]

That EU gets blamed for everything

[gness]

A really Bishop, Dave....and all four fingers and one thumb......it's two pints now...x

Gav...no!...We are bashing biscuits......really bashing biscuits......x

Hi, SirA......I once fed my sister rum on a midnight feast.....we were under the bed......could I get her out!!!!!
Was it one of those squishy marshmallowy coconut biscuits?...x

[Sir Alec]

No, gness, I know which ones you mean, they're called snowballs.
These were a proper biscuit with a stiff, spongey pink topping with coconut in it!

[gness]

I now have a wonderful image of SirA dancing on a biscuit.....twirling the skirts....... :-)....x

[Tilly2]

Hang on, hang on, if you were playing snap with chocolate biscuits, how come you didn't end up with chocolate all over your hands?

That was dangerous, your wine glasses might have slipped out of your hands!

[gness]

Tilly!....We are all ex teachers and TAs....we are prepared for everything....we have straws and can lick out hands......xx

[Tilly2]

Wet wipes would have been good. Does chocolate go with olives?

[gness]

Not really, Tilly,....... but we're past caring now....xx

[Tilly2]

I wonder why there were no vowels? Did someone eat all the vowels without you noticing?

[gness]

I suppose it's so children and old teachers can't make rude words.....x

[shoota]

Tyt

[gness]

We had no Y, Shoota.......not a Y between us,..... :-(

[shoota]

Bggr...

[tonyav]

These have vowels !!!
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[gness]

Ooooo...five teachers....a bottle of red and those, Tony.....we'd have fun!