Soaps?

[Patsy33]

My friend said she was fed up with the rubbish on TV. I said what about the soaps?. She replied, 'SOAPS!?, I've washed my hands of them!' ......

[marval]

I said to my friend, Will you cross my Palmolive?

She said, "Not on your lifebuoy."

[Patsy33]

Marval, that was Fairy funny!....

[marval]

My jokes come in pears.

[retrocop]

you got Patsy there,bang to Wrights!

[dannyk13]

Juat a Simple answer will suffice.

[dannyk13]

or just even

[retrocop]

was that an owl or a Dove just now?

[frugalfred]

I would lather not comment.

[retrocop]

I am going to send these whimsies to my Cussons

[marval]

Surely you zest retro

[dannyk13]

They sud enjoy them

[Patsy33]

You're a bubbly lot tonight!

[retrocop]

I nivea,nivea jest about hygiene.

[marval]

Will try not to sink too low

[Patsy33]

I thing my Lux in. Just been given a bottle of bubbly!

[retrocop]

you already have so sud off!

[frugalfred]

In the River Cam, ay, marval?

[retrocop]

Just thinking about soaps reminds me of Coronation Street. Is Persil Sudsdone still in it?

[frugalfred]

She's about to Lever Brothers, retro.

[marval]

My sofa rules my home, well it is made of imperial leather.