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sunny-dave | 09:45 Sun 17th Jul 2016 | ChatterBank
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Chance of irritating buzzy fly finding way into sealed room through crack which is only 1 gnat's testicle wide

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Chance of said fly finding way out of room through now completely opened windows/doors
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Sometimes I open a window as wide as it will go, and the silly b----- keeps bashing against the pane and frame. Grrrr.
A good deal of late flies here testifying to my displeasure - they all ignored my polite request to vacate the premises.
Agree 100%.
I can open every window and the patio doors and they still crash into the glass and buzz around.
Yet they are clever enough to sense a fly swat coming as they move out of the way with a millisecond to spare
I dont know what food source they think they are on as they tend to sit on fragile items so you cant knock them into next Wednesday.
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Evolution seems to be a bit slow round here - no fly that enters SD Towers ever escapes alive - but still they don't evolve to avoid certain death ...
Chance of us demolishing that Amarone when you come to mine for lunch:

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I'm not good at killing things, Dave......so I find that following them around and giving them a good talking to......or a long story about say, the man who came over the hill with the blue cow, has them heading for the door with their legs in their ears......☺
Chance of Dave riding home in a straight line...... 0%.....☺
Maybe the said fly was looking for a Pokemon ?
I'll drown him with coffee before he goes home, Gness.
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Might need to be intravenous :+)
I could set up an IV and attach it to the handlebars

Could be, Islander......I have no idea what that's about........I suppose I could have asked the lad who walked in front of my car last night.........☺
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Hi islander - nice to see you - how's the lovely IoW today?

I think my flies have as many brains as some of the Pokemaniacs I saw last night.
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Eeeek - I didn't quite mean that - I mean the flies invading my house ...
Hi Dave, the Island is glorious at the moment. Good to see you too. I did laugh at your flies, bless you x
Spiders usually get eaten here but little buzzy things are just a pain.

I use my Kindle in bed to play games and they aim for the bright light and get on my nerves. I start off asking them to move but it can end badly for one of us.


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