wrong sayings

[mickthemuppe]

Anyone know any sayings that are not correct like

Why are they called apartments but they are built together

Why are things that travel by boat called cargo

Why is it called a Bombay duck yet it is a fish

[gen2]

Why can't you buy condoms in a condominion?

[Aquariel]

Check out Stephen Wright, he's got a few of these:

http://www.freemaninstitute.com/Wright.htm

[ineedahobby]

Why is there only one monopolies commision

[darkstar]

football =sit in stands         expect the unexpected

[Big Jenny]

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

[joyceygold]

Why did japanese Kamikazee pilots wear helmets

[jeanyb]

Boxing RING is square