Empty Milk Bottle

[-SharonA-]

Mick opens Paddy's fridge and says
"Why do you keep an empty bottle of milk in here Paddy?"
Paddy replies "In case someone wants a black coffee, ye thick ***!"

[Berniecuddles2]

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I want dont you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin' bed by the looks of it!"