What’S The Funniest Answer To A Quiz Question You’Ve Ever Heard?

[Jahulaye]

A friend texted me to say she was at a pub quiz and the question was

Name a dangerous profession.

Someone replied, an armed robber, LOOL

[pixie374]

Lol... I have said this on here before- but I liked
- name an animal from an nursery rhyme

-Andy Pandy :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Both seem perfectly correct answers to me.

[Old_Geezer]

Of course the first must have joined The Thieves Guild and not be an opportunist.

[Everhelpful]

Another Pub Quiz: Name a Bird of Prey?Answer from the audience: A Nun.

[Old_Geezer]

Ok I confess, Andy Pandy wasn't in a nursery rhyme :-(

[pixie374]

Neither was he an animal :-)

[davegosling]

I may be misremembering this, but I'm sure there was an episode of Blankety Blank with Wogan where Cleo Rocos was one of the guests. The question was "Little Bo Peep has lost her "blank". All the other guests put "sheep" - Cleo put "virginity".

[Old_Geezer]

The puppet represented an animal, species human.

[pixie374]

Wasn't there a name a bird with a long neck... "Naomi Campbell "

[Old_Geezer]

Yep, so I've heard anyway.

[davegosling]

That was Family Fortunes, I think.

[Sam1960]

Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas .... J.R

[Mamyalynne]

Andy Pandy was a boy OG.

[Jackdaw33]

Not a quiz but I remember once setting an RE exam for some juniors. One question was, "On which day was Jesus crucified?"
A child answered, "Black Sabbath".

[pixie374]

Black Sabbath :-) Lol!

[Mamyalynne]

Nice one Jack.

[-Talbot-]

Sneezy, dopey, bashful

[rockyracoon]

I never heard this myself, but a friend came into work, peeing herself laughing. She was listening to a competition on Capital Radio, many years ago, Chris Tarrant was hosting. The question was about raving drivers, he gave the clue ‘you suck on it’ (for Murray Walker) and the contestant replied with Dickie Davies

[EDDIE51]

^ Raving driver? As in road rage?

[Cloverjo]

Who was shot in Dallas on [date] 1963?

JR