How Many Babies?

[marval]

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.

The first man said, "My wife was reading a "Tale of Two Cities" and she gave birth to twins"

"That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'The Three Musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets."

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed.

" When I left the house, my pregnant wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves."

[Patsy33]

Perhaps he was rushing home 'for tea'

[Jackdaw33]

Could've been worse. She might have been reading Fifty Shades of Grey.