Words Express Newspapers

[yesterday]

In the following passage, the numbers 12345 represent different letters

My 525 once said, "344, 144345 21134 25545 to a basic 142 and 443 124332 with a dash of 1234 234 325345 over it would 211423 to 233". Well, 233 except my dinner guests who were 21123345
and as one 342145 onto their bikes and 14523345 away. How could my 1212 145534 such nonsense? He's 5424 now , of course, from his last lunch.

Many thanks.

[JJ109]

1 = P
2= A
3 = L
4 = E
5 =D

[Tilly2]

My Dad once said 'Add.....

[JJ109]

My dad once said Lee. peeled apple added to a basic pea paella with a dash.....

[Tilly2]

He's 5424 now , of course, from his last lunch.?
Deae? Should that be 'dead' ?

[JJ109]

My dad once said Lee. peeled apple added to a basic pea paella with a dash of palt al ;adled over it would appeal to all. Well all except my dinner guests who were appalled.
and as one leaped onto their bikes and pedalled away. How could my papapeddle such nonsense. He's dead now of course from his last lunch

[Tilly2]

Sorry, Yesterday. I've made a mess of this.
It's a good job JJ's around. :-)

[JJ109]

I suspect it should be 5425 Tilly!

[Tilly2]

So 5424 should be 5425?

[JJ109]

typing - a dash of pale ale ladled

[Tilly2]

Crossed posts there.

[JJ109]

Thanks Tilly

[yesterday]

My God you are all very clever people, I gasped in disbelief when I read it. Thanks to you all.

[Tilly2]

JJ's the clever one. :-)