Is This The Worst Dog Name

[rowanwitch]

Met nice old lady today with pretty golden cocker spaniel, stopped to chat as you do
She is a sweetie said I, what's her name
Well her mum is Willow, so we called her Beech.
Choking back giggles
That's nice, ... I had to walk away.

[hereIam]

It's not that bad !

[wolf63]

Princess Merlin's other name (for when she is in fight mode) - you Leetle Beech. ☺

[bookbinder]

Careful pronunciation is called for, I think!

[Baldric]

Could have been Pollard.

[sanmac]

Did Beech have a nice fir coat?

[Patsy33]

Little Beech!....

[hereIam]

Ah I missed that, sounds like something else. I was just thinking about a name for a tree !

[Barmaid]

I always thought Nookie wasnt a great name - particularly when the dogs owner got sent down for animal sex offences.

[rowanwitch]

Her brummie accent didn't help

[Tilly2]

I think that's a poplar name for lady dogs.

[JuniperEccles]

My sister moved to the USA a few years go and took her pooch with her. She went to register the animal and the registrar asked what gender it
was and my sister said "She's a ***". The registrar sucked in her cheeks and wrote "Female".

[JuniperEccles]

I didn't realise the Answerbank wouldn't like the word I used so I'll try for b*t*h otherwise the post loses its meaning!!

[campbellking]

Friend of mine called her Shetland pony Little Sheet just for the fun of having a commentator call that name at shows.

[Baldric]

There was a racehorse called 'Hoof Hearted' for the same reason ^^^

[DTCwordfan]

Ozzy Pawsborne perhaps? A Poodle too.

[Peter Pedant]

Kenny Everett got over this by calling one of his character
cupid stunt ...

I told some supermarket staff that my dog was harmless as she was a speyed botch
and they all fell around laughing - erm congolese immigrants ....
I looked suitably white middleclass and hoity toity and they just laughed more

[DTCwordfan]

and a Pit Bull *** called Tanya Harding?? I'll cover me privates.

[DTCwordfan]

female dog ^

[Cloverjo]

I was just reading about racehorse names this morning. One I liked was Wear the Fox Hat, another was Mary Hinge ;))

[Peter Pedant]

doesnt someone call their dog - - - deefer ?

it would be better as deefer cat - but you know you may not be able to choose the pet