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queenofmean | 19:58 Sat 09th Feb 2019 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good Evening and welcome to Queenies Quay for this week’s Mad Over Fifties Club.

Tonight we are going themed...it’s Movie week so dress up as your favourite film character. I’ve come as Richard Hannay from the 39 steps.

Rahul has been to an educational class and has learnt basic ‘eengleesh’ his words not mine. He can understand please, thank you and bucket.

Tonight’s tailcock is The Storm. It’s a wild brew a little like the weather outside.

For eats we have a Mexican feast! We have chilli and rice, burritos (beef, chicken,pork and veg), enchiladas, tacos and corn fritters. We have the usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley we have ice cream and sprinkles.

Entertainment comes from the Tone Deafs, they are doing their own versions of 70s disco classics. We have in the cinema room the option to screen any film you feel like. So sit back and make yourself comfy. Popcorn and pick and mix is available. The Bungee is up and running so feel free to have a spring around. In the library we have the new editions from our Subscriptions The Trout Farmers Weekly, Goat Farming Basics Monthly and Backwards Hill Walking for beginners.

For the ROFL I have
Opened box of paracetamol used
Benylin Chesty Cough bottle used 1 dose left
1 empty card board box cat sized
1 Heat shield from a Vauxhall Corsa
1 clean unmatched sock, blue

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I never knew you could get Beer Flavoured popping candy..that sounds real fun!
Yes you can Queen but not in Tescos
Neither did I, queenie. I wouldn't mind giving those ago.
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Ah right...I’ll have a look when I’m out tomorrow...well that’s if I go out that is.
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I fancy a shot on the Bungee is anyone coming.
Yeah I'll have a go, I'll just put my bracers on first though. Only my trousers came off the last time.
time to get the welding gear out then?
It's in it's usual place ( the back of my motor ), DT.
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Should be ok DT but have it on stand by!

Ready Tony?
Yeah, I'm ready now that I have my heavy duty bracers on. You first then.
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Ok...

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BUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hang on, who's been messing with the bungee cord. queenie has bounced 25 times already.
I don't think I can bungee!
All this leather is bringing me out in a hot sweat.
next thing - German swear words - wit, 'lieder hosen!'
All this leather is bringing me out in a hot sweat.

Don't worry about that, Sharon. Rahul usually hoses us down as we bounce.
Sharon no zips that you can loosen to let some air in? Or maybe take a stroll outside in some cooler air?
tony's right - and as you are hosed down, you break out into song, Queenie and you impersonating Julie Andrews.....
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I feel...a...leeetle...bit...dizzy....
Rahul, a bucket of 'Storm' for queenie quickly please.Queenie is feeling queasy.
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Thank you...that’s better

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