Anyone Else Got A Scatty Friend?

[naomi24]

I just got a text from a friend who never listens and always approaches everything like a bull in a china shop. It ran thus:

Her: Five pharmacies I’ve been to and none of them have heard of it!! They looked at me like I was nuts!

Me: None of them have heard of what?

Her: That stuff.

Me: What stuff?

Her: That stuff you told me about ages ago.

Me: What stuff I told you about ages ago?

Her: You know – that stuff. Can you send me a picture?

Me: A picture of what?

Her: The package.

Me: What package?

Her: The Happy Feet package.

Me: What are Happy Feet?

Her: That stuff for my horrible feet. They didn’t have a clue when I asked them. Looked at me like I was daft! Useless bunch! They need to get new buyers!!!

Me [with penny dropping] : Ahhh …… That’s probably because it’s not called Happy Feet. It’s called Foot Magic.

:o/

Got to love that girl! :o)

[retrocop]

Seems she put her foot in it.

[albaqwerty]

I am that scatty friend. Not Naomi's in this instance tho. :-)

Latest was :-

Are we going to watch supernatural?

Me : after this episode of Doctors

episode finishes (subject matter - arsenic poisoning)

Me: now we can sit back and watch arsenic poisoners.

[ummmm]

My friends call me'Oh shiit, I forgot'

[naomi24]

Alba, that reminds me of my mother in law watching The X Files. “It’s a bit unbelievable...”

[Ken4155]

Speaking to a friend of mine on the phone this afternoon and he suddenly burst out laughing. "You won't believe this," he said, "but i've just leaned forward to do something and can't remember what it was." And there are occasions when he has a bit of trouble with his Firestick and calls for my assistance. He will put his phone down, operate the Firestick then try talking to me through it. Many's the time i've shouted down the phone, "I'm over here you stupid *****."

[naomi24]

Ken, given the subject of the thread I hesitate to ask this ...but I will. What’s a fire stick?

[Ken4155]

It's a remote control set up that allows the viewer paid access to programmes other than those on terrestrial tv, Naomi. It's about the same length as your average mobile phone but nowhere near as wide, so how he gets confused i don't know.

[tamborine]

A customer had a manicure & acryllic nails. After 3 weeks she returns ranting for a refund as she 'wasnt happy'! She complained the varnish didnt cover the cuticles & her nails are longer than she wanted so she couldnt type nor use her fingers. She didnt get a refund but I dont think she understood why - god love her ;)

[naomi24]

Thanks Ken. I've never heard of it.

Tamborine, I like that. :o)