Nail Biting

[marval]

I have to stop biting my nails. I am running out of things to hang my pictures with.

My partner brought home thirty knickerbocker glories. I will never eat those in a month of sundaes.

I lost my memory after being attacked by a group of narrators. So they tell me.

There is nothing on the telly these days. And that is the disadvantage of flat screen TVs.

I asked my partner to marry me while we did rock climbing. He told me to get a grip and left me hanging.

I really get on with my local tailors. They suit me.

I put some out of date ketchup on my bratwurst and it tasted awful. I think it was the sauce age.

The wife got very annoyed yesterday because she couldn’t find the mattress. She lost her tempur

[bookbinder]

Very good selection. I like the first one the best.

[DTCwordfan]

the first one is tacky.....