I Just Had An Idea, Would It Work?

[teacake44]

If we dropped tons of gorilla glue, by helicopter on the ice glaciers, would it stop them breaking up.

[Smowball]

Erm.........

[dannyk13]

No

[Hopkirk]

What could possibly go wrong?

[douglas9401]

This has been around for a while, it's known as the Danny Baker solution.

The main problem has been the shortage of gorillas for rendering.

[Maydup]

Mine's a glass of whatever teacake's drinking this evening!

[THECORBYLOON]

Is there a shortage of horses that gorillas are being used to make glue?

[andres]

No. Gorilla Glue would take ages to set at the low temperature of an ice glacier and would probably slide off into the sea.

[TonyV]

Unfortunately problem with teacakes theory is that glaciers melt at water level most of the time.

[tiggerblue10]

Then you'd get polar gummy bears.

[choux]

John 11:35

[teacake44]

That's the problem when one comes up with a good idea, people just (sea) the negative all the time.

[ducksie]

Like a wave of pessimists? ;) see what I did there

[Bazile]

^^^
No - what did you do ?

[ducksie]

Nothing really Bazille :) teacake played on the sea - see so I was just bored and said wave - like ocean, it just a ridiculous thread I put silly answer

[gness]

Icy what you did, Ducksie... ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Idea deserves the cold shoulder.

[gness]

Better than a frozen shoulder, Mamya,........you'd need to be rubbing ointment into that.....x

[Mamyalynne]

Not glue?

[TonyV]

Think we will all need lots of liniment oil aplenty lol

[gness]

The problem with that, Mamya is that the rubberee and the rubber(er) are stuck with each other.... :-(