Broadsword Calling Danny Boy......
Broadsword calling Danny Boy, over. Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Do you read me? Over.
Danny Boy calling Broadsword, do you have it? Over
We have it. We have it all. We know who has been panic buying for the last two weeks. Over.
Did they pretend innocence? Over.
No. They couldn't. Agent 99 and myself looked at the CCTV in the supermarkets and we could clearly see who it was. Over.
Agent 86, if you and 99 could see it, why hasn't anyone from the supermarkets identified these subversives? Over.
Because they don't want to upset certain people. Some of them were bulk buying the stock from the supermarket to sell in other stores at greatly increased prices. Others were bulk buying to ensure no-one from their community went short of anything. The others might be known as Men In Black. Over.
Well Max, you've done a really good job with this undercover operation, but why are you not using the scrambler? Over
Because the transmitter has got a virus. Anyway, I have other important information, over.
Is this relevant to Operation Broadsword, Max? Over
Yes. I have good information that the CV-19 is a deliberate attempt by an Oriental govt to disrupt the west because of threats of trade wars. Over
Where did you get this information from, Agent 86? Over
From a source in the Far East - chippy down the road. Very, very reliable and makes a lovely Foo Yong. Over.
Well done Max! And well done Agent 99! Order a large portion of prawn crackers for me please!