God And Adam

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Adam was sitting in the Grass wondering what he was supposed to do when God asked him why he was feeling blue.
Adam said that he didn't know what he was there for. He said all I see are birds and animals....no one to talk to.
God said that he could make him a companion that would keep him happy. He asked what kind of companion. God said it would be called woman, but it came at a price. It would cost him a rib.
Adam said that he needed someone to cook and clean, wash his clothes and fetch firewood, food and generally keep the place tidy. Someone who would obey his every wish.
Adam asked what that would cost. God said. "An arm and a leg son!"