Well, Somebody's Got To Keep This Category Alive - Trouble Is The Quality Suffers.

[Canary42]

I visited the birthplace of the woman who invented the toothbrush. The trouble was I couldn't locate her house because there's no plaque.

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Confucius he say ...... some people are like blisters, they don't show up until work is done

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I had this dream last night about a horse in full battle armour; well it was more of a knight mare actually.

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The takeaway shop burned my Hawaiian pizza. They should have used Aloha temperature.

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My friend just bought her husband a smart car. It won't let him in.

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What do you call a hippies wife? Mississippi, except when she's glum then she's a Missouri?

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Well, I did warn you

[bookbinder]

Groan! (but not bad!)

[Cryptical]

Confucius say not only flea jump for joy.