Body & Soul1 min ago
Chrustmas Cracker Covid Jokes
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Even if you're not a Guardian reader this has to make you laugh surely?
https:/ /www.th eguardi an.com/ culture /2020/d ec/08/d ominic- cumming s-gag-v oted-ch ristmas -cracke r-joke- of-the- year
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.// Personally I wouldn't insult Chris Rea ( driving home for Christmas)//
yeah when his mum first heard the track she said
this is dire, Rea
yeah and a repeat ( on grounds of unappreciated ) - Kia Ora was drunk at a party she threw for 20. she promised profits to charity of her new Xmas single ( cover)
oops I;ve done it again
ay thenk yew
yeah when his mum first heard the track she said
this is dire, Rea
yeah and a repeat ( on grounds of unappreciated ) - Kia Ora was drunk at a party she threw for 20. she promised profits to charity of her new Xmas single ( cover)
oops I;ve done it again
ay thenk yew
Dominic Cummings is a good candidate fora good Xmas joke but a dont think this is it. Did he drive home for Christmas (apart from leaving his Downing Street job last month). Maybe something about castles or eyesight ('I can see clearly now' or 'there are more questions than answers'- both Jonny Nash)
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